25K National Guard Troops for Inauguration Will Be Joe Biden’s Largest Crowd Ever Exavier Saskagoochie 19 Jan 21 1157 2
For Just $600 ($1.64 a Day) You Can Sponsor an American Family Exavier Saskagoochie 27 Dec 20 1137 16
Regime Restoration BREAKING: The FBI Has Found No Evidence of Election Fraud After Not Looking for It Exavier Saskagoochie 2 Dec 20 328 1
Regime Restoration Local Leftist Replaces His ‘Resist!’ Bumper Sticker With an ‘Obey’ Sticker Albeit he had already been obeying the permanent regime all this time anyway Exavier Saskagoochie 25 Nov 20 305 1
Millions of Americans Excited to Host ‘Mostly Peaceful’ Protests on Thanksgiving Exavier Saskagoochie 19 Nov 20 376 0
Mind Virus-19 At 95% Effective, Moderna COVID Vaccine Almost as Effective as a Normal Immune System Exavier Saskagoochie 17 Nov 20 631 4
Democrats Handing Out ‘Unity’ Molotov Cocktails in Case They Lose Election Court Cases Exavier Saskagoochie 13 Nov 20 622 3
Biden Celebrates Veterans Day by Thanking All the Civil War Heroes Who Voted for Him Exavier Saskagoochie 12 Nov 20 2515 10
Case for Biden Sainthood Opened at Vatican After He Raised Millions From the Dead on Election Day Jesus was an amateur Exavier Saskagoochie 11 Nov 20 5858 12
Dems Say We Can’t Investigate Election Fraud Because ‘We’ve Run Out of Investigations’ 'Sorry' Exavier Saskagoochie 9 Nov 20 525 5
Polls Show Trump Will Lose to Biden as Bad as He Lost to Hillary Exavier Saskagoochie 26 Oct 20 950 17
BREAKING: Kamala Harris Will Announce Her VP Pick This Week “Well maybe she’ll pick me!” Biden said. Exavier Saskagoochie 12 Oct 20 2000 7
Nation’s Nurses Worried They’ll Have Nothing to Do If Tiktok Is Banned “I mean seriously, what are we going to do in this scary time of pandemic. The hospitals are empty and there are dance offs to be won. They just can’t do this to us!” Exavier Saskagoochie 8 Aug 20 1388 0
Dozens Shocked by the Upcoming Suicide of Ghislaine Maxwell Will be so shocking Exavier Saskagoochie 3 Jul 20 1633 1
Poll: Most People Unimpressed With Their 30-Day Free Trial of Communism Let's hope so Exavier Saskagoochie 2 Apr 20 3284 16
BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans Have Died From a Viral Lung Infection; It’s Time to PANIC Exavier Saskagoochie 1 Apr 20 1291 4
Tulsi Gabbard Indicted for Murdering Kamala Harris’s Presidential Campaign Exavier Saskagoochie 3 Dec 19 2085 2
Fake News You Can Trust Report: Epstein’s Suicide Was Assisted by Someone Else Strangling Him to Death Exavier Saskagoochie 31 Oct 19 470 4
Local Man Nominated for Nobel Prize After Constantly Complaining About the Heat "Has done nothing notable in its life except for substantial complaining about the temperature" Exavier Saskagoochie 30 Sep 19 399 7
Video: Actual Footage From Jeffrey Epstein’s Autopsy "The result of the autopsy was that Epstein committed suicide by hanging from toilet paper" Exavier Saskagoochie 22 Aug 19 824 7
Clintons Open Physician-Assisted Suicide Business in New Jersey "The business is off to a quick start with several dozen customers—some who actually wanted the service" Exavier Saskagoochie 19 Aug 19 433 2
BREAKING: Epstein’s Prison Guard Was Tragically Killed in Auto Accident Tomorrow “It’s just a shame. Nothing like this has ever happened in American politics," co-worker Harvey Lee Oswald has said Exavier Saskagoochie 14 Aug 19 2349 2
