Nation’s Nurses Worried They’ll Have Nothing to Do If Tiktok Is Banned “I mean seriously, what are we going to do in this scary time of pandemic. The hospitals are empty and there are dance offs to be won. They just can’t do this to us!” Exavier Saskagoochie 8 Aug 20 1577 0
Dozens Shocked by the Upcoming Suicide of Ghislaine Maxwell Will be so shocking Exavier Saskagoochie 3 Jul 20 1697 1
Poll: Most People Unimpressed With Their 30-Day Free Trial of Communism Let's hope so Exavier Saskagoochie 2 Apr 20 3336 16
BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans Have Died From a Viral Lung Infection; It’s Time to PANIC Exavier Saskagoochie 1 Apr 20 1394 4
Tulsi Gabbard Indicted for Murdering Kamala Harris’s Presidential Campaign Exavier Saskagoochie 3 Dec 19 2125 2
Fake News You Can Trust Report: Epstein’s Suicide Was Assisted by Someone Else Strangling Him to Death Exavier Saskagoochie 31 Oct 19 490 4
Local Man Nominated for Nobel Prize After Constantly Complaining About the Heat "Has done nothing notable in its life except for substantial complaining about the temperature" Exavier Saskagoochie 30 Sep 19 412 7
Video: Actual Footage From Jeffrey Epstein’s Autopsy "The result of the autopsy was that Epstein committed suicide by hanging from toilet paper" Exavier Saskagoochie 22 Aug 19 901 7
Clintons Open Physician-Assisted Suicide Business in New Jersey "The business is off to a quick start with several dozen customers—some who actually wanted the service" Exavier Saskagoochie 19 Aug 19 552 2
BREAKING: Epstein’s Prison Guard Was Tragically Killed in Auto Accident Tomorrow “It’s just a shame. Nothing like this has ever happened in American politics," co-worker Harvey Lee Oswald has said Exavier Saskagoochie 14 Aug 19 2990 2
BREAKING: Epstein to Be Accidentally Cremated Before Full Autopsy The deep state deeply regrets its forthcoming mistake Exavier Saskagoochie 13 Aug 19 3482 5
Epstein Prison Guards Thought ‘Suicide Watch’ Meant Watching Him Commit Suicide Epstein predictably found hanged Exavier Saskagoochie 11 Aug 19 1293 3
Hillary Clinton Devastated After Hearing of Jeffrey Epstein’s Failed Suicide Attempt She knows he will be succcessful eventually Exavier Saskagoochie 26 Jul 19 1613 7
