Dems Say We Can’t Investigate Election Fraud Because ‘We’ve Run Out of Investigations’


After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can’t be any more investigations because, “we have officially run out of investigations.”

“We’re here to inform Attorney General Barr that the US has completely run out of investigations and he cannot investigate any of the widespread election fraud going on around the country. We used the investigations all up, sorry” Rep. Adam Schiff said in a press conference.

Schiff made the announcement after as reports of election fraud during the 2020 presidential election have poured in.

“Welp, I guess we’re can’t do any investigations,” Barr said, “because evidently the Dems used them all up chasing that Russian goose the last couple years. Oh well.”

Voters across the country were disappointed.

“If only we hadn’t wasted our allotment of investigations on that silly Russia, Russia, Russia stuff,” Barbara Swizzlebottom of Detroit said. “We could sure use an investigation now! Evidently my grandmother voted for Biden this year and she’s been dead for 12 years. It ain’t right.”

Source: Genesius Times

Text may contain traces of satire.

  1. Raptar Driver says

    These inhumans are a danger to all humanity.

  2. disqus_3BrONUAJno says

    Fortunately we still have lots of bullets.

  3. zonmoy says

    meaning that they are guilty as hell and don’t dare investigate their own corruption as they cant even cover it up because of how bad and blatant it is.

    1. Jimbo Mcgee says

      Searches for “Election Fraud Punishment” peaked in three significant states in the lead up to the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, according to Google Trends. And where did it peak? Arizona, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. Looks like some people were a little worried…

  4. Ave Milagrosa says

    Marko, here is an extremely surprising article from Newsweek by Nigel Farage. It basically concurs tht fraud was likely (an obvious fact to any thinking person, but verbotten in liberal elite fora like this one):

    Quote: “I am the first to say that if every postal vote cast was above board
    and legal, a Biden presidency would be the right outcome. With postal voting, however, it is never that simple. The temptation for fraud is too great. American voters need to be confident that no skulduggery has occurred.

    The emphasis now is on Donald Trump to produce evidence—lots of evidence—of illegal conduct. Teams have been positioned in the key battleground states and are already alleging they found
    some. The very same media that incorrectly wrote off Trump’s chance of winning the election now cry foul and say that he is a bad loser. They are wrong to do this. These are the same people, by the way, who refused to accept Trump’s legitimacy in 2016 and have used every dishonest trick in the book to discredit him ever since.

    In states like Wisconsin, there are counties with suspiciously high turnouts of over 90 percent. Questions have further been raised as a result of large ballot paper dumps taking place after the polls closed in several states. And there is skepticism of the conduct of the postal service itself.”

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