Biden Celebrates Veterans Day by Thanking All the Civil War Heroes Who Voted for Him

Self-proclaimed president-elect Joe Biden made a trip to Gettysburg National Battlefield to honor all the Civil War heroes who voted for him in the presidential election.

“Today, we honor the sacrifices of the soldiers that fought and died here nearly 160 years ago but still found the courage to raise up from the dead and vote for me last week. Your dedication to this great country will never be forgot,” Biden said holding back tears.

President Trump made a stop at Arlington National Cemetery and thanked the soldiers for their service to our country but berated them for voting for Biden.

Many think that the presidential election, which has been called by Genesius Times in favor of Kanye West, is still going on.

We called it. It’s Over.

Source: Genesius Times

Text may contain traces of satire.

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Monterey Jack
Monterey Jack
3 months ago

Methinks joking. But still….

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
3 months ago
Reply to  Monterey Jack

A number of civil war era vets were confirmed as voting for Biden….at least their names did.

josefa menendez
josefa menendez
3 months ago

It’s true. All those dead civil war vets DID vote for him. I think they have little “I voted” stickers on their gravestones.

ke4ram
ke4ram
3 months ago

First it was not a civil war,,, Second, the yanks were not hero’s. They destroyed a country and a concept. Like today, the US invaded a sovereign nation. The right to secede was a given, still is.

The South did exactly what the 13 colonies did breaking from England and the North did exactly what England did, kill and destroy.

These united States became The United States by force. It’s been downhill ever since. The North still hasn’t a clue. Today like then they are the trouble. Dead people voting is a very small part of the overall fraud. Yes I get the humor of the article but so many are ignorant of the war between the states.

Eileen Kuch
Eileen Kuch
3 months ago
Reply to  ke4ram

You’re absolutely right, ke4ram. First of all, it wasn’t a civil war .. A civil war is one in which one side fights to overthrow the other side’s government, which the 1861-65 war was not. The Yanks weren’t heroes, either .. They destroyed a country and a concept. Like today, the US invaded a sovereign nation (the Confederacy). The right to secede was a given and still is.
The South did exactly what the 13 colonies did breaking from England, and the North did what England did, kill and destroy (a great example being Sherman’s march through the South to Georgia).
I agree, these united States became the United States by force, and it’s been downhill ever since. Yes, the North still hasn’t a clue. Today, like then, they’re the trouble. Dead people voting’s a very small part of the overall fraud. Yes, I, too, get the humor of the article but so many are really ignorant of the War between the States.

cechas vodobenikov
cechas vodobenikov
3 months ago
Reply to  ke4ram

Morris Berman: ‘Why amerika Failed’, demonstrates that civil war was an imperialist invasion by the North vs anti-capitalist agrarian south that had zero to do with slavery

klaus Barbie
klaus Barbie
3 months ago

My great grandfather and two great uncles fought in the civil war and they voted for Biden. My other great grandfather fought in the Mexican American war 20 years before the civil war and was considered a racist so he was not allowed to vote forTrump.

itchyvet
itchyvet
3 months ago

So how many civil war heroes are still alive today ? L.O.L. Biden was not even a gleam in his old man’s eye at the time, L.O.L.

Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
3 months ago
Reply to  itchyvet

We were on the South’s side during the civil war.

~ Joe Biden from Delaware

Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
3 months ago

The moron doesn’t even know which side his own state was on during the civil war. How the hell do these people get to where they are?

What a stupid, crude country we are.

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