Pope Francis Now Requiring ‘Booster Baptisms’ for Catholics to Be Considered Fully Baptized

Pope Francis has proclaimed that all Catholics worldwide will now need a booster baptism to be considered fully baptized.

“We have seen that being baptized doesn’t offer the universal washing away of original sin that we thought it did,” Pope Francis said in a press conference. “Therefore, we will now require a booster baptism once, maybe twice a year to make sure everyone is protected.”

As of the time of publishing, there are no fully baptized Catholics on the planet.

The booster baptisms will be administered in churches or participating Pauline bookstores.

Expert theologians are mixed on the topic.

“Right now, the definition for ‘fully baptized’ is having received one baptism by a priest, and … we don’t anticipate a —it doesn’t make sense to require a booster,” Fr. Tommy Aquino said. “We’re using those definitions and we’re asking people to come to go and get their booster baptism if they’re eligible to improve or increase that level of protection that you get from the baptism.”

But Church officials say the booster baptism is now doctrine.

“You can’t disobey this and still call yourself a Catholic,” Pope Francis spokesman Lou Sypher said.

Source: Genesius Times

Text may contain traces of satire.

14 Comments
  1. TZVI says

    The pope’s German Atheist “Scientific advisor” says we need to get down to 1 Billion Souls on this planet…

    Joachim Schnellnhuber, climate adviser to the Pope, openly welcome a human population below one billion as “sustainable.”

    http://www.williamengdahl.com/englishNEO10Mar2021.php

    Make Babies, ignore the “vax” , as the Talmud says. the world was made to be FULL (of people). Be fruitful and multiply.

    1. ken says

      It will either be the kill shot, woke or stupidity (did I just repeat myself?) or all the above. Like prior civilizations this civilization has went total loony. Apparently once a civilization reaches this point, Ignorance and stupidity becomes its worst enemy and it self destructs. It doesn’t appear there is any antidote.

    2. Jerry Hood says

      Fuck your satanic talmud(84)!

  2. ken says

    Funny,,, although baptism doesn’t wash away sin.

  3. Stephen Kastl says

    Sociopathic Talmudic thinking Pope.

  4. Aggeliki says

    This is so so so Demonic
    They are so so so Demonic

    Dear God In Heaven

    what does baptism have to do with this very very demonic vaccine which doesn’t even protect you from the Virus

    I know people that were perfectly normal hard working and taking very good care of their families

    and now after being vaccinated ended up in a wheelchair

    HELLO

    WAKE UP PEOPLE

    STOP BEING SHEEP
    MEEEEEEEEEEE
    MEEEEEEEEEEE
    MEEEEEEEEEEE
    SHEEP

    STOP FOR 10 MIN. AND TAKE A VERY LONG AND STRONG LOOK AT YOUR RIGHTS
    YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS

    HELLO

    WAKE UP

    Read Your Bible

    It’s All In Your Bible

    Read Also Revelation
    # 13 can’t remember which section

    and # 16 again I do not remember which section

    it is so so so
    interesting

    And A Big EYE OPENER
    Please Read Your Bible

    Please

    DEAR LORD JESUS CHRIST

    HAVE MERCY ON US
    THE FOOLS

    DEAR GOD

    AS A TRUE CHRISTIAN I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING
    THIS IS TOTALLY TOTALLY AGAINST GOD’S WISHES

    TOTALLY

    WAKE UP
    PLEASE

    DO NOT BE FOOLED BY ALL THESE EVIL DEMONS

    PLEASE

    1. Jerry Hood says

      It is jew ” vaxx” from Talmudic Mengele Fauci,Gates to Hell, and jew Big Pharma…nosehooked massmurder….as sacrifice to satan,their god….

  5. XSFRGR says

    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints will welcome you vaccinated of not.

    1. Jerry Hood says

      Stupid masonic lodge of Mormons, who baptise all dead people….

  6. Aggeliki says

    I am disgusted
    this is unbelievable

    THIS IS THE VERY , VERY REASON SO , SO, SO, MANY PEOPLE TURN THEIR BACKS ON THE CHURCH AND THEIR LEADERS

    STOP PLAYING GOD

    READ YOUR BIBLES

    GOD IS LOVE

    GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN

    GOD IS NOT TOO, TOO HAPPY WITH MANY OF HIS CHILDREN RIGHT NOW

    I AM ASHAMED

    DISGUSTED

    DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN

    SAVE US FROM ALL THESE DEMONS

    AMEN

  7. Tom says

    For the inside story on Pope Francis and the vaccine you must go to ChurchMilitant dot com. Click on the Vortex where Michael Vorris exposes the fraud.

  8. Jerry Hood says

    This rabbinical pseudopoop Bergoglio/ son of mountaign, is the Last one, Black Peter of Rome( di Pietro)…With him, the eternal city of Rome sjall be destroyed, no later than 2025, in Armageddon between United Snakes of USrael and Christian Russia, jew war of House of Sion vs. Halacha , blue jew vs.red jew…

  9. mysticrose says

    Um, did all the commenters miss the line at the end of the article: “Text may contain traces of satire“? This is a joke, guys. The Pope is not requiring “booster baptisms.” Don’t take it seriously.

  10. Stephen Kastl says

    I did not know that Pope Francis followed the Talmud instead of the Bible.

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