George Orwell Kicking Himself for Not Thinking of ‘Disinformation Governance Board’ The Babylon Bee 9 May 22 401 1
Local Carpenter Continues to Spread Disinformation Deemed Harmful by Religious Experts The Babylon Bee 4 May 22 471 0
Pharisees Delighted by This New ‘Wokeness’ Thing That Lets Them Constantly Judge and Make Everyone Feel Guilty The Babylon Bee 17 Apr 22 827 1
Nation Prepares to Celebrate 2nd Anniversary of Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve The Babylon Bee 19 Mar 22 597 3
In Lieu of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying ‘I AM A GOOD PERSON’ The Babylon Bee 8 Mar 22 573 2
Omicron Vaccine To Be Made Available in March for the 12 People Who Haven’t Gotten Omicron Yet The Babylon Bee 19 Jan 22 733 2
Stores Stop Selling Chicken Soup After Rumor COVID Patients Are Using It to Feel Better The Babylon Bee 17 Jan 22 1086 5
SCOTUS Rules Healthcare Workers Are the Only People Who Can’t Make Decisions About Their Own Health The Babylon Bee 13 Jan 22 630 5
Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out as All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID Such a bummer! The Babylon Bee 1 Jan 22 1366 2
Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced to 10 Unsupervised Minutes With Hillary Clinton The Babylon Bee 31 Dec 21 913 6
Democrats Insist That True Vaccines Haven’t Been Tried Yet "The first 2 or 3 doses didn't really count. True COVID vaccines have never been tried" The Babylon Bee 26 Dec 21 901 10
More Doctors Being Replaced by Kiosks That Just Play Pfizer Commercials The Babylon Bee 15 Dec 21 1568 5
Biden Vows to Keep Firing His Giant Money Hose at Everything Until Inflation Is Fixed "This has so far been his solution to every other problem he has faced" The Babylon Bee 17 Nov 21 327 2
Scholars Now Believe Mary and Joseph Were Denied Room In the Inn Due to Being Unvaxxed The Babylon Bee 14 Nov 21 712 7
Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost as Safe For Kids as COVID In the short term The Babylon Bee 1 Nov 21 403 1
Fauci Hopes His Experiments on Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed on Humanity for Past 18 Months The Babylon Bee 27 Oct 21 2371 8
Terrifying New Halloween Mask Depicts a Human Face Not Wearing a Mask "Some feel the mask goes too far." The Babylon Bee 13 Oct 21 780 3
Kids Form Union and Donate Millions to Newsom So They Won’t Have to Get Vaccinated "Hey, it worked for the teachers' union" The Babylon Bee 13 Oct 21 319 1
White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place to Place and Make Him Sign Papers And read words on monitors and he hardly gets any ice cream The Babylon Bee 11 Oct 21 1014 3
