Vaccinated Man Just Wishes There Was Something That Could Protect Him From COVID The Babylon Bee 27 minutes ago 31 0
Mind Virus-19 Biden Declares We Must Spray Sunscreen on Everyone to Protect Those Already Wearing Sunscreen U.S. Protect the sunscreened! The Babylon Bee 15 Sep 21 6001 17
The Covid Rouge Biden Unveils Innovative ‘Make Black People Lose Their Jobs’ Plan To think Biden was wheeled out as the 'black vote' guy The Babylon Bee 15 Sep 21 326 1
In New Matrix Movie, Neo to Just Tell Humans to Stay Home, Stay Safe in Their Pods Stay home, stay safe! The Babylon Bee 13 Sep 21 607 2
Joe Rogan Criticized as ‘Anti-Science’ for Surviving COVID "Despite not agreeing 100% with everything the left believes about the pandemic, lockdowns, vaccines, mandates, and masks, Rogan survived" The Babylon Bee 4 Sep 21 1553 23
Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine Vaccine Booster Tub™ The Babylon Bee 1 Sep 21 2770 10
Unvaccinated Patient Occupying Room Where TikTok Videos Are Normally Filmed The Babylon Bee 30 Aug 21 881 1
New Zealand to Sink Entire Country Into the Sea to Stop Single Case of COVID The Babylon Bee 19 Aug 21 568 5
Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying of COVID, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t Vaccinated Then sad again because he was an illegal immigrant The Babylon Bee 13 Aug 21 391 1
Public School Starts Day With Pledge of Allegiance to Dr. Fauci One nation, under SCIENCE, Anti-racist, With obedience, responsibility, and collective safety for all." The Babylon Bee 11 Aug 21 869 2
Obama’s Massive Birthday Party Concludes With Fireworks Reading ‘Stay Home, Stay Safe’ The Babylon Bee 10 Aug 21 560 6
Liberals Praise DeBlasio for Barring 65% of Black NYC Residents From Society It's the scientific thing to do! The Babylon Bee 6 Aug 21 505 4
The Covid Rouge Government Promises to Wrap Up War on COVID as Quickly and Efficiently as the War on Terror The plan is entitled “Two Decades To Stop The Spread” The Babylon Bee 4 Aug 21 590 9
Pfizer Now Says the True Vaccine Is the Friends We Made Along the Way The Babylon Bee 30 Jul 21 764 1
Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People to Ignore Government and Live Their Lives “Usually, the freedom we see in the wild is fairly mild” The Babylon Bee 28 Jul 21 1501 5
Desperate Humanity Sends Robot Back to 2004 to Stop Mark Zuckerberg From Ever Inventing Facebook The Babylon Bee 20 Jul 21 280 4
President XI Getting Pretty Jealous of Biden Administration’s Ability to Censor Speech on Social Media "This is next-level stuff. Really quite something!" The Babylon Bee 18 Jul 21 446 1
To Avoid 1st Amendment Concerns, Biden Administration Announces They Will Let Facebook Run the Gulags "There are many problematic people in this country who desperately need re-education, and we can think of no one better to run the camps!" The Babylon Bee 17 Jul 21 389 2
Updated Death Certificates Require Choosing Between COVID, Climate Change, or Systemic Racism as Cause of Death According to sources, some are working to add "homophobia" and "Trump" as possible causes of death as well The Babylon Bee 7 Jul 21 1934 10
