Nation’s Liberals Point Out That Conservatives Could Always Leave Earth, Make Free Society on Some Other Planet The Babylon Bee 7 hours ago 89 1
‘Skynet Is a Private Company, They Can Do What They Want,’ Says Man Getting Curb-Stomped by Terminator “If you don’t want cold, heartless, killer robots destroying all humans indiscriminately, then you can go and make your own artificial intelligence.” The Babylon Bee 19 Jan 21 1540 16
Conservative Mental Health Up 300% After They All Get Banned From Twitter The Babylon Bee 14 Jan 21 447 1
Kamala Harris Recalls How as a Little Girl She Helped Slaves Escape on the Undewgwound Wailwoad The Babylon Bee 7 Jan 21 780 5
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter Criticized as Anti-Science for Removing Mask The Babylon Bee 20 Dec 20 288 1
Teachers Union Opposes Vaccine as It Might Force Teachers to Teach Again The Babylon Bee 14 Dec 20 289 3
Kamala Harris Upset as Some Old Guy Wanders Into Her Time Magazine Photo Shoot The Babylon Bee 12 Dec 20 485 3
Biden to Defeat Skin Cancer by Ordering Americans to Avoid All Sunlight for 100 Days The Babylon Bee 10 Dec 20 353 2
Only Other Guy in Store Not Wearing Mask Gives You Knowing Look as Though Welcoming You to Secret Society "Welcome to the resistance" The Babylon Bee 9 Dec 20 2425 22
Transition Team Begins Installing Life Alert Buttons Throughout White House Every president has decorated the White House with his own personal flourishes The Babylon Bee 7 Dec 20 319 2
Selfless Democrats Go to Fancy Restaurants, Parties to Show Public What Not to Do Heroic! The Babylon Bee 4 Dec 20 829 12
State Governor Frees All Drug Dealers to Provide Prison Space for Families Celebrating Thanksgiving "Drugs are legal now anyway" The Babylon Bee 26 Nov 20 558 4
Modern-Day Insurrectionists Just Plan on Celebrating Holidays Like Normal The Babylon Bee 25 Nov 20 190 0
South Dakota Wins 2020 Top US Holiday Travel Destination "If you want to do really fun holiday things like eating at a restaurant, going for a walk, or having freedom" The Babylon Bee 23 Nov 20 341 3
The Covid Rouge Fauci: ‘We Must Obey The Government Without Question As The Founding Fathers Intended’ The Babylon Bee 22 Nov 20 378 3
Covid Pol Pots Newsom Announces Curfew So He Won’t Have to Wait in Long Line at Fancy Restaurants The "Stay at Home, Stay Safe, Stay Out of the Lines at my Fancy Napa Restaurants" order The Babylon Bee 21 Nov 20 237 8
Our Benevolent Empire Progress: Biden Administration to Apply ‘Black Lives Matter’ Decals to All Attack Drones And others with "Climate change is real stickers" The Babylon Bee 16 Nov 20 714 16
Regime Restoration Local Man Wouldn’t Have Believed There Was Election Fraud Except Media, Big Tech Keep Insisting That There Wasn’t The Babylon Bee 14 Nov 20 573 0
In Victory Speech, Biden Assures Americans Elections Were ‘Mostly Legitimate’ The Babylon Bee 11 Nov 20 450 9
Experts Call for 15 Days of Counting to Flatten the Curve of Votes for Trump The Babylon Bee 5 Nov 20 619 0
Business Owners Boarding Up in Case Party of Love and Tolerance Loses Mostly peaceful demonstrations feared The Babylon Bee 2 Nov 20 488 0
Doomsday Cults HERO: Man Stranded on Desert Island Still Obediently Wearing His Mask The Babylon Bee 25 Oct 20 669 6
Health Experts Now Recommend Maximizing Social Distance by Attending a Biden Rally The Babylon Bee 22 Oct 20 477 9
Mark Zuckerberg Pops Out of Man’s Shower to Warn Him the Story He’s Reading Is Fake News The Babylon Bee 19 Oct 20 428 12
