Democrats Insist That True Vaccines Haven’t Been Tried Yet

"The first 2 or 3 doses didn't really count. True COVID vaccines have never been tried"

As the public grows increasingly skeptical of the safety and effectiveness of vaccines, Democrats are pushing back by informing the public that true vaccines haven’t been tried yet.

“I know that fully vaccinated people are still catching and transmitting COVID, but that’s only because those first few vaccines weren’t TRUE vaccines. True COVID vaccines have never been tried,” explained a dancing AOC in her latest TikTok video. “The first 2 or 3 doses didn’t really count. We need everyone to take more boosters for the vaccines to actually be effective. That’s just science!”

In a statement from a local Coldstone Creamery, President Joe Biden agreed, saying: “Look, here’s the deal. I would never lie to you nor would I forsake you. These vaccines are gencruztrerotic. At least that’s what they tell me. Come on, man, it’s trelblishnocent!”

Beloved infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci also confirms that Democratic messaging is scientifically accurate. When asked by CNN’s Anderson Cooper if people should continue to take booster shots for a vaccine that isn’t a vaccine, Dr. Fauci replied, “You know that’s a great question, but it’s just too soon to tell if a vaccine is a vaccine until it doesn’t work. So, I’m going to have to say that we need to keep jabbing and keep masking until something works. That’s science.”

Though Republicans have been critical of this new democratic messaging, they aren’t taking action against their political opposition. “We’re all just coasting at this point,” said Sen. Mitch McConnel.

Source: The Babylon Bee

Text may contain traces of satire.

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Iapetus Ducq
Iapetus Ducq
24 days ago

Agreed. And the same with civilization; this is just the test run.

Cap960
Cap960
24 days ago

They don’t think we are idiot. They are certain we are idiots…because the majority will just get the jab and booster without thinking.

silver9blue
silver9blue
22 days ago
Reply to  Cap960

Called a trance. Via constant daily news often giving unproven figures, people are hypnotized.. In order to cancel the No’s they say non vaccinated can’t do this or that.

Jerry Hood
Jerry Hood
24 days ago

A true, satanic DEMON-RATS!!!

ken
ken
23 days ago

When you add all the old useless eater on SS and VAERS there are more dead than all US wars from Viet Nam forward. More dead than all deaths from all vaccines combined since records have been kept.

And now their shooting up their younger children and chomping at the bit to get their newborns shot up.

Living in reasonably free Florida I still see many with masks on. Riding my bike past a base entrance yesterday they were coming out masked up in their cars.

Definitely Bizzaro world…

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silver9blue
silver9blue
22 days ago
Reply to  ken

Trance effect. Mass news reports on false deaths over and over.

Ilya G Poimandres
Ilya G Poimandres
23 days ago

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Last edited 23 days ago by Ilya G Poimandres
GMC
GMC
23 days ago

Even educated people are showing that they are Dumb as Rocks.

ken
ken
23 days ago
Reply to  GMC

In most cases dumb is a synonym for educated.

Martillo
Martillo
23 days ago

Alexa Occasional Cortex, the well known waitress cum rocket scientist from Slumville USSA is the last chance to save the anglozionazi empire of shit. Don’t laugh! It’s true. So get the death squirt already because your philantropi$$ can no longer afford to feed you.

Onward to the long overdue total collap$€….and all the fake covaid$ in the galaxy can never put poor Humpty together again.

Anti-Empire