Scholars Now Believe Mary and Joseph Were Denied Room In the Inn Due to Being Unvaxxed

Biblical scholars have uncovered a dusty old scroll that turned out to be a record of Jesus’s birth. According to the ancient writing, Mary and Joseph were actually denied room in the inn because they were unvaxxed.

“The record reveals the reason why they were denied a room in the inn, clear as a shining star in the East,” said scriptural historian Bart Madson. “The Holy Family’s vaccination status banned them from going indoors, according to the mandate at the time.”

The ancient writ describes Joseph and Mary approaching the inn’s entrance, exhausted from their long journey to Bethlehem, and Mary being great with child. The warm comfort of the inn’s door was quickly blocked by Karenekiah, a mask-wearing pharisee who smelled like hand sanitizer, demanding proof of vaccination.

When Joseph explained the family’s natural immunity due to the virus already passing through their family, he was mocked and ridiculed by the pharisee as being “anti-science” and a “Samaritan.”

The Pharisee then sent them away, according to the record. As they turned to leave, the innkeeper came out and apologized for the inconvenience, but that “Karen” was there to enforce the vaccine mandate, and that he had no choice.

“You always have a choice,” said Mary.

The innkeeper gave a long, tired sigh, according to the dusty scrolls, then motioned for the young family to follow him to the nearby stable, where they were made as comfortable as possible.

The rest of the story can be found in another book, available to everyone.

Source: The Babylon Bee

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ken
ken
2 months ago

There seems no limit of abuse US citizens won’t take,,, they simply go home and cry.

Illegals getting $450,000 each parent ($900,000) per child supposedly separated while citizen grandma (white.black or brown) has to pay more for medicare insurance.

This is more than 90% of US citizens make in their entire lives! And its all tax free courtesy of……. you!

So y’all got your $900 per child stimulus for being caged like an animal,,, today being forced to get the jab while let’s go brandon encourages all illegal foreigners to come and destroy what’s left of our country. And they aren’t even required to take the jabs. Their lives are more important… at least for now.

Wonder when, if ever, citizen Americans (even democrats) will finally get it through their thick skulls that the slime in Washington DC hate their very guts….

It’s disgusting….

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2 months ago
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FedUpWithBS
2 months ago

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Raptar Driver
Raptar Driver
2 months ago

Remember 666 is a human number.

Mr Reynard
Mr Reynard
2 months ago

Funny ?? But how far from reality ??

Raptar Driver
Raptar Driver
2 months ago

The great thing is that nonsense has no expiration date?

OBSERVATOR
OBSERVATOR
23 days ago

The story of a great future king who was born in a humble manger, and was visited by wise men, is that of Akhenaten of Egypt. Fourteen centuries later the ancient legend was incorporated into the mythology of the new hybrid Jewish cult, along with the story of Apollo, who was the original divine son and good shepherd, and the beloved iconic image of Isis suckling her infant son Horus, the archetype of the Madonna and Child. Even the primeval winter solstice cycle of the redemptive power that returns to life after three days in the underworld was applied to the fundamentalist nationalist Jew who is otherwise unknown to history.

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