State Governor Frees All Drug Dealers to Provide Prison Space for Families Celebrating Thanksgiving "Drugs are legal now anyway" The Babylon Bee 26 Nov 20 577 4
Modern-Day Insurrectionists Just Plan on Celebrating Holidays Like Normal The Babylon Bee 25 Nov 20 198 0
South Dakota Wins 2020 Top US Holiday Travel Destination "If you want to do really fun holiday things like eating at a restaurant, going for a walk, or having freedom" The Babylon Bee 23 Nov 20 348 3
The Covid Rouge Fauci: ‘We Must Obey The Government Without Question As The Founding Fathers Intended’ The Babylon Bee 22 Nov 20 391 3
Covid Pol Pots Newsom Announces Curfew So He Won’t Have to Wait in Long Line at Fancy Restaurants The "Stay at Home, Stay Safe, Stay Out of the Lines at my Fancy Napa Restaurants" order The Babylon Bee 21 Nov 20 244 8
Our Benevolent Empire Progress: Biden Administration to Apply ‘Black Lives Matter’ Decals to All Attack Drones And others with "Climate change is real stickers" The Babylon Bee 16 Nov 20 832 16
Regime Restoration Local Man Wouldn’t Have Believed There Was Election Fraud Except Media, Big Tech Keep Insisting That There Wasn’t The Babylon Bee 14 Nov 20 585 0
In Victory Speech, Biden Assures Americans Elections Were ‘Mostly Legitimate’ The Babylon Bee 11 Nov 20 462 9
Experts Call for 15 Days of Counting to Flatten the Curve of Votes for Trump The Babylon Bee 5 Nov 20 649 0
Business Owners Boarding Up in Case Party of Love and Tolerance Loses Mostly peaceful demonstrations feared The Babylon Bee 2 Nov 20 506 0
Doomsday Cults HERO: Man Stranded on Desert Island Still Obediently Wearing His Mask The Babylon Bee 25 Oct 20 682 6
Health Experts Now Recommend Maximizing Social Distance by Attending a Biden Rally The Babylon Bee 22 Oct 20 482 9
Mark Zuckerberg Pops Out of Man’s Shower to Warn Him the Story He’s Reading Is Fake News The Babylon Bee 19 Oct 20 446 13
Biden Proposes Mask That Will Cover the Entire Continental US “Come on, man!” responded Biden. “We’re trying to stop a pandemic here. We can’t worry about how you’re trying to grow pickles or whatever.” The Babylon Bee 14 Oct 20 271 4
California Leads Nation by Becoming First State to Mandate Full-Body Masks Very progressive! The Babylon Bee 10 Oct 20 797 13
California Mandates All Food Must Be Consumed Through IV to Ensure Masks Are Never Removed The Babylon Bee 9 Oct 20 1396 14
Media Criticizes Trump for Downplaying Virus Threat by Not Dying As the president begins to show signs of recovery, many worry that this sends the wrong message about the seriousness of the global pandemic The Babylon Bee 6 Oct 20 634 10
Stay Classy MSM Trump Adds ‘Black Lives Matter’ Sticker to SUV So Media Can’t Claim He’s Spreading COVID Checkmate The Babylon Bee 5 Oct 20 567 5
Party That Wants to Run Your Healthcare Roots for Political Opponent to Die The Babylon Bee 3 Oct 20 283 4
Fauci Renews Pandemic for Highly Anticipated Season 2 "Wait until you hear what we have in store for you next season" The Babylon Bee 26 Sep 20 436 3
The Covid Rouge Cheer Goes up From Crowd of Liberals as COVID Death Counter Hits 200,000 Governor Cuomo also made an appearance at the event to take credit The Babylon Bee 23 Sep 20 440 15
Stay Classy MSM Biden Forgets to Put on Clothes, Media Praises His Majestic Outfit "He's quite a dresser...Well done, Joe. Well done indeed." The Babylon Bee 20 Sep 20 648 8
Mind Virus-19 Governor Newsom Orders All Trees to Wear Masks to Prevent Spread of Wildfires "My proposal is proven and grounded in SCIENCE" The Babylon Bee 16 Sep 20 627 11
Democrats Reveal They Have Planted Dynamite All Around Nation And Will Blow It Up If Biden Isn’t Elected "A vote for Joe Biden is a vote to not die in an elaborately designed Rube Goldberg-style booby trap rigged with confetti and explosives" The Babylon Bee 15 Sep 20 704 3
