Lockdown Deemed a Success as Everyone Is Now So Obese They Can’t Fit Out Their Doors Won't be spreading COVID any time soon The Babylon Bee 26 Sep 21 459 9
Vaccinated Man Just Wishes There Was Something That Could Protect Him From COVID The Babylon Bee 17 Sep 21 1130 18
Mind Virus-19 Biden Declares We Must Spray Sunscreen on Everyone to Protect Those Already Wearing Sunscreen U.S. Protect the sunscreened! The Babylon Bee 15 Sep 21 6934 17
The Covid Rouge Biden Unveils Innovative ‘Make Black People Lose Their Jobs’ Plan To think Biden was wheeled out as the 'black vote' guy The Babylon Bee 15 Sep 21 537 1
In New Matrix Movie, Neo to Just Tell Humans to Stay Home, Stay Safe in Their Pods Stay home, stay safe! The Babylon Bee 13 Sep 21 820 2
Joe Rogan Criticized as ‘Anti-Science’ for Surviving COVID "Despite not agreeing 100% with everything the left believes about the pandemic, lockdowns, vaccines, mandates, and masks, Rogan survived" The Babylon Bee 4 Sep 21 1889 23
Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine Vaccine Booster Tub™ The Babylon Bee 1 Sep 21 3153 10
Unvaccinated Patient Occupying Room Where TikTok Videos Are Normally Filmed The Babylon Bee 30 Aug 21 1015 1
New Zealand to Sink Entire Country Into the Sea to Stop Single Case of COVID The Babylon Bee 19 Aug 21 736 5
Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying of COVID, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t Vaccinated Then sad again because he was an illegal immigrant The Babylon Bee 13 Aug 21 523 1
Public School Starts Day With Pledge of Allegiance to Dr. Fauci One nation, under SCIENCE, Anti-racist, With obedience, responsibility, and collective safety for all." The Babylon Bee 11 Aug 21 1034 2
Obama’s Massive Birthday Party Concludes With Fireworks Reading ‘Stay Home, Stay Safe’ The Babylon Bee 10 Aug 21 677 6
Liberals Praise DeBlasio for Barring 65% of Black NYC Residents From Society It's the scientific thing to do! The Babylon Bee 6 Aug 21 607 4
The Covid Rouge Government Promises to Wrap Up War on COVID as Quickly and Efficiently as the War on Terror The plan is entitled “Two Decades To Stop The Spread” The Babylon Bee 4 Aug 21 748 9
Pfizer Now Says the True Vaccine Is the Friends We Made Along the Way The Babylon Bee 30 Jul 21 943 1
Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People to Ignore Government and Live Their Lives “Usually, the freedom we see in the wild is fairly mild” The Babylon Bee 28 Jul 21 1880 5
Desperate Humanity Sends Robot Back to 2004 to Stop Mark Zuckerberg From Ever Inventing Facebook The Babylon Bee 20 Jul 21 430 4
