Restaurants Now Requiring Proof of Ukraine Support

U.S.—As the war between Russia and Ukraine rages on, restaurants across the country are now requiring proof of Ukraine support in order to eat in their restaurants. Patrons are being asked to produce a photo ID and open up their social media profiles to prove they have been adequately supporting Ukraine by posting flags and sharing the latest wartime propaganda.

“We need to support Ukraine as it is the latest thing we are supposed to support,” said the manager of one NYC cafe. “If you aren’t adequately supporting the thing that everyone says we are supposed to be supporting at this time, you don’t deserve to eat in my store!”

When asked about whether he would still require vaccine cards due to the pandemic, he stared blankly and said: “The what? I’m not sure what you’re talking about.”

Patrons who don’t have adequate evidence of Ukraine support will then have to show adequate evidence of Russia hatred before entering. 

Source: The Babylon Bee

  1. Funny Bunny says


    1. Amy says

      I get paid over 190$ per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I’d be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I’ve been doing..
      🙂 AND GOOD LUCK.:)


  2. klipfisk says

    Isn’t there a way to put an automatic filter on the postings so that anything with the string “working from home” or “I get paid” gets accepted without comment but then automatically directed to the trash bin?

    And by the way brilliant post. So brilliant, that I had to choose the people carefully to forward it to, as a good number of people might actually believe it…

  3. Hungary Guy says

    Been kinda wondering last 2 years’ predictive programming colors in CovAIDS ads?

  4. Martillo says

    Makes “sense” when you’re a quadruple squirted sheep.

  5. nnn says

    Outright discrimination, police must check,
    Bandera Nazis brought their tactics from Okrain to Brucklin

  6. miles says

    Never, not in a million years!!!…Ooo cupcakes…go on then ><

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