Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out as All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID

Such a bummer!

CLEVELAND, OHIO—Local unvaccinated man Chuck Dornley is feeling very left out this holiday season, as all his vaccinated friends have now contracted COVID.

“Maybe I should have just gotten vaccinated,” said Dornley. Then I’d have COVID like everyone else and I and my vaccinated friends would have something to talk about. Now I’m all by myself feeling healthy. Such a bummer!”

Dornley said to reporters that he also felt left out several months ago when he got COVID himself, and everyone was calling him a “grandma killer.” He hopes that once everything gets back to normal, he can go back to feeling left out for being a Cleveland Browns fan.

Source: The Babylon Bee

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Rem
Rem
18 days ago

Be very glad to be left out of the zio-pharisees bat-juice wonky-jabbers zombie-tymes…

Mr Reynard
Mr Reynard
17 days ago

Love Babylon Bee satire !

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