US Criticized for Withdrawing Troops From Afghanistan While Just 50 Years From Victory
The U.S. has been criticized for withdrawing troops from Afghanistan when the country is so close to victory, being just another 50 years away from declaring victory in the region.
Commentators, pundits, Democrats, and Republicans alike criticized the proposal to pull troops out in a few months, when if we just stay there for another few decades, victory is all but assured.
“Why are we leaving when victory is on the horizon, just a few decades away?” asked John Bolton. “We’re so close. You can’t give up right when you’re on the finish line, with a utopia in the Middle East being within our reach if we just stay there for another half-century.”
“It just doesn’t make any sense to leave now.”
At publishing time, the nation’s warmongers were relieved as they realized there’s basically zero chance we’re actually leaving Afghanistan this fall.
Source: The Babylon Bee
Text may contain traces of satire.
(LOL) The Bee is great,,, Long live the Bee.
That picture is American geologists looking for oil, lithium and other resources to acquire for the empire.
50 years were ” winning” in Afghanistan the judaised Brits, leaving with their guns& tails between their legs…The lardy arses from USrael cannot win over Taliban in1000 years!!!
But the zionazi USrael should pay war reparatiobs to Taliban!!! Trillions and Tri.lions petrodollars!!!! From Saudi oil reserves!!!!
not “war mongers” but HEROIN PUSHERS.
AFGHANISTAN IS AN OPIUM HEROIN NARCO STATE.
THE PENTAGON SERVES THE BRITISH EMPIRE NATO HEROIN MAFIA.
THERE IS NO AMERICAN EMPIRE. THERE IS ONLY THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
THE PENTAGON AND NATIONAL GUARD WIPE THEIR ASS WITH OUR
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE TO SERVE A HEROIN MAFIA CALLED N.A.T.O..
nice one guys
slime living in swamps
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