Tragic: Footage of Epstein Suicide Found Hanging in Cell
"The footage reportedly strung itself up with a strip of cloth, hanged itself from the ceiling, and then shot itself three times in the back of the cassette"
In a tragic occurrence, the footage of Epstein’s suicide attempt was found hanging in its cell Friday in an apparent suicide.
The footage reportedly strung itself up with a strip of cloth, hanged itself from the ceiling, and then shot itself three times in the back of the cassette. Shocked security guards found the footage strung up, saying they would have kept an eye on it but were distracted by large bags of cash handed to them by a mysterious cloaked man.
“You hate to see this kind of thing, but sometimes, footage just doesn’t have the will to live any longer,” said Metropolitan Correctional Center Chief of Security Paul Bugs, after pulling up in his new Bentley. “That’s the way life goes.”
Footage of the footage hanging itself has also been found dead, apparently running itself over with a steamroller and then burning itself alive.
Source: The Babylon Bee
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Epstein was used by Mossad for
blackmailing important leaders and others as a convinience to the “security” of Israel.
That jewish paedophile superstar is now laughing in Is-Ra-hell, how easy the Mossad dooped the Western goyim!!!
This Epstein Saga has been going on and on and on. Just build a darn Holocaust memorial for the man and end this.
Disgusting that a person can be killed in a prison in the US and no one knows anything!
Those guards and other personnel in that place must have been paid a mint to keep their eyes and mouths clamped closed. The man was murdered in a place where it should have been caught on camera – or any honest upstanding person in the place..