Bolton Cites His Avoiding War in Vietnam Amid Criticism That He’s Pro-War

He also clarified he only wants to start wars with 87 countries

National Security Advisor John Bolton on Wednesday cited his avoidance of going to war in Vietnam in response to criticism that he is a warmonger intent on starting military campaigns in Venezuela, Iran, and over 100 other countries, sources confirmed today.

“If I like war as much as you all say I do, wouldn’t I have jumped at the chance to take part in one, instead of joining the reserves to avoid being deployed?” Bolton challenged reporters during a press conference on Tuesday.

Bolton went on to reference his distinguished record of not going to war, sources said. He presented reporters with a copy of his Yale 25th Reunion Book, in which he wrote that he avoided service in Vietnam because he “had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy.”

However, Bolton was quick to clarify that comment had nothing to do with his feelings about other people dying in a Middle Eastern desert.

“I absolutely hate war. War is a last resort, which is why I am calling on the Venezuelan and Iranian regimes to change their tune or we will bomb them back to the stone age.”

“We, meaning, other people of course,” Bolton clarified. He also told reporters that he only wanted to start wars with 87 countries as well as the headquarters of the United Nations — a far cry from the 100 possible military campaigns he’s reportedly been planning since elementary school.

President Donald Trump made a surprise appearance during Bolton’s press conference and made a brief statement. This display of unity was meant to counter reports that the two men had butted heads over whether to manufacture a justification for invading Iran or to dispatch with pretenses and just send it.

“John and I are very good friends. He’s a very fine friend of mine. We’re Vietnam-Era friends, actually,” Trump said. “But let’s not forget that no one dodges the draft as well as I do. Everyone tells me I’m the best, really, at that sort of thing.”

Source: Duffelblog



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Padre
Padre
24 days ago

He says I didn’t want to be killed, doesn’t that prove that I don’t like killing?

ALTERNATE HISTORY
ALTERNATE HISTORY
24 days ago

He make a virtue of his cowardice. A clever MOFU.

silver749
silver749
24 days ago

His other half mike pence has never even been enlisted let alone fought for America. He says my ‘life’ never took me to the military. My life. You can remember that when you need to tell anyone how you dipped out.These are the men that only tell the others to go to war.

plamenpetkov
plamenpetkov
24 days ago

turning a negative into a positive, that’s the ONLY thing Americans are good at. IF an American tells you it’s night, you can be sure it’s day. If An American tells you something is red, you can be sure it’s blue. It’s a law.

Andrew Earl
Andrew Earl
24 days ago

this man is a sick dangerous MOFU.

thomas malthaus
thomas malthaus
24 days ago

Love satire.

JustPassingThrough
JustPassingThrough
24 days ago

“If I like war as much as you all say I do, wouldn’t I have jumped at the
chance to take part in one, instead of joining the reserves to avoid
being deployed?”

no because you are a candy-a** coward with a big mouth and no balls.

Undecider
Undecider
24 days ago

Reenlist and deploy him.

John C Carleton
John C Carleton
24 days ago

Bolton is a “citizen” of the little crime cabal of Israhell, made up of a bunch or Non Semitic Russian Expat & Spawn, Khazarian invaders, located in New Khazaria, Occupied Palestine.

The Non-Semitic Russian Expat gentuza, never met a war they did not want, as long as someone else does the fighting and dying for the pedophilic cowards.

Bolton seems to fit right in with the evil Khazarian crowd.

DarkEyes
DarkEyes
24 days ago

Right, he is working hard for them.
You asks yourself many times why is this flunkey so pro-war and destructive of the planet or and foreign nations? This man must be IMO sick?

But one thing is clear, he is a m*****f***er a**e***e.
Working for his AIPAC Government.

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