Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces to US

BELGRADE–Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy.

“We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there,” Kostunica said. “The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region.”

Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is refusing to recognize the nation’s Nov. 7 election results, to “let the democratic process take its course.”

“Mr. Gore needs to acknowledge the will of the people and concede that he has lost this election,” Kostunica said. “Until America’s political figures learn to respect the institutions that have been put in place, the nation will never be a true democracy.”

Serbian forces have been stationed throughout the U.S., with an emphasis on certain trouble zones. Among them are Oregon, Florida, and eastern Tennessee, where Gore set up headquarters in Bush territory. An additional 10,000 troops are expected to arrive in the capital city of Washington, D.C. by Friday.

Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved soon.

“For democracy to take root and flourish, it must be planted in the rich soil of liberty. And the cornerstone of liberty is elections free of tampering or corruption,” Kostunica said. “Should America prove itself incapable of learning this lesson on its own, the international community may be forced to take stronger measures.”

Source: The Onion

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  • itchyvet

    SATIRE at it’s best.

  • SKA99

    Article from “The Onion”🙄
    Kostunica was in power in 2000-2003 –
    last President of former Yuslavia at that time and then after Serbia.

    • itchyvet

      SATIRE people, don’t you even know what the word means ??? DUH, no wonder the MSM get’s way with the crap they push. the public will believe anything they read, as this post has verified. Geez, that’s scary.

      • SKA99

        I was actually pointing to the fact that it was not fact based and shld be taken in jest.
        No need to get your panties in a twist🙄

        • itchyvet

          Seriously ‘Karen’ sounds like the only one getting their panties in a twist is yourself. B.T.W. I don’t wear panties either. L.O.L. Have a nice day.

  • Otto310

    No democratic bombing?

  • Hihehiha

    The flag on the soldiers’ uniforms is not the Serbian flag. It is the ex-Yugoslav flag, to be precise. However, we would not mind occupying Texas or Minnesota, as USA is still illegally occupying around 20% of our own territory called KOSOVO, even after more than 20 years. Eye for eye….

  • Yurij Petrov

    That article is 20 years old.

    • voza0db

      Just goes to show that NOTHING CHANGES without the will of the SRF & Billionaires!

    • Pablo Rivera

      They did, but they called back the Predator drone. Google it.

    • CEjU pronounce see_eye_ae

      True. With or without UN Resolution inviting Russia & China to do it.

  • Canosin

    great…..how does this sound in the american ears?? how would they feel about if a foreign power from afar comes to the shithole called the Divided States of Zionist America ensuring free speech and free unbiased election……???

    • Ilya

      Well with the Talmudists, they seem welcoming!

  • UkraineTiger

    Crack me up

  • mwk

    Note the onion logo