Why Should the US Wage War on Iran?

"There are so many answers to that question, it’s difficult to know where to begin"

Why should the U.S. wage war on Iran?

There are so many answers to that question, it’s difficult to know where to begin. But here are a few right off the top of my head, based on our current foreign policy and the thinking mapped out by the truly remarkable collection of political leaders currently at the helm.  One of these real geniuses offers insights into the kind of guy he is in the above video.

Anyway, please stand at attention with your hands over your hearts, as I offer twenty-four of the reasons why we should wage war on Iran.

1)  Because we can.

2)  We have all these bombs.

3)  What good is a military if you don’t use it?

4)  We love spreading chaos!

5)  Destroy, divide, conquer.

6)  Have you ever seen Hassan Rouhani on Dancing With The Stars?  Obviously he hates our freedom and our television shows.

7)  God told us to.

8)  Israel told us to.

9)  Saudi Arabia told us to.

10)  Lindsey Graham told us to.

11)  We want to start a world war (see #2 above).

12)  We got over the Vietnam Syndrome but now we have to get over both the “Afghanistan Syndrome” and the “Syria Syndrome”.

13)  It’ll piss off Russia.

14)  It’ll piss off China.

15)  It’ll piss off Hillary Clinton because she wanted to be the one to start it.

16)  Donald Trump will get re-elected because when we’re at war we have to rally behind the president (I think it’s somewhere in the Bible: “Don’t change horses’ asses in the middle of a war.” Leviticus? Corinthians?)

17)  Hollywood needs new settings for its upcoming war movies.

18)  War Is A Force That Gives Us Meaning by Chris Hedges.

19)  Americans love war as long as it’s NIMBY.

20)  Jared Kushner.

21)  War makes lots of money for investors, especially the already ultra-rich.

22)  It’ll hasten the Rapture.

23)  Peace is for pussies.

24)  Iranians revealed their diabolical anti-Americanism by putting their country in the middle of all our military bases.

There’s more.  But I think this is a damn good start!

You have a problem with this?  Too bad.

Source: John Rachel.com

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ArcAngel
ArcAngel
11 months ago

The US will NEVER attack Iran (Persia).
Not to say Iran wont be attacked in the future, it just will not be done by the US.
If I read the situation correctly, the US is about to have its hands full in Syria.

The Idlib Offensive is moments away from being launch by the SAA and Militias, the Syrians have stated they want their ENTIRE country back. That means the recently established Turkish-US terrorist zone (I cannot say “security zone”), which is going to be interesting (Turks-US, Russians, Syrians, and a ton of foreign terrorists ). Then when Idlib is secured, the SAA crosses the Euphrates and then the real shit-show begins. US/UK, Kurds (of all sorts) Turks, Syrians, Russians, is-ra-hell, so many actors in this horror show.
Never mind Iran in the foreseeable future, Syria is the show for now.
The ONLY question is… what are the RUSSIANS up to and what will they allow.

Great laugh on the 24 ‘reasons’.

John C Carleton
John C Carleton
11 months ago

Same reason Israhell attacks and has the USA attack Syria,

RothsRats want control of Iran and a pedophile Usury RothsRat “bank” stealing the wealth of Iran, just as the Rats have stolen the wealth of America.
USA is the subservient bitc# of the RothsRats.
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CHUCKMAN
11 months ago

I think that list about sums it up. The pulls and pushes at work for such a sick project.

However, I am inclined to think this just might be one case where the United States will avoid doing something so completely stupid.

Given the proven performance and accuracy of Iran’s missiles, the consequences would be mighty serious.

Rick E.
Rick E.
11 months ago
Reply to  CHUCKMAN

Good points, but we’re dealing with delusions of grandeur, wishful thinking, and psychopathy regarding those that rule over us! It makes no logical sense to initiate war against Iran, but since when are TPTB rational and logical?

Canosin
Canosin
11 months ago

never ever will the LGTB US Army dare to start war with Iran…..
and the Saudis will have to deal first with the internal power struggle among the thousands of princes and the sunni shia split….. the economic downturn…. the lost war in Yemen….. etcetera etcetera etcetera……
both countries are fucked up

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