Ukraine Plots the Return of Crimea After the US Provides It With 84 Inflatable Boats

Strategic balance on the Black Sea threatened after the US donation of inflatables

I couldn’t resist, honestly:

The United States has transferred 20 new high mobility multi-purpose wheeled vehicles (HMMWV), aka Humvees, and 84 boats to the Ukrainian Armed Forces.The military equipment was supplied within the Ukrainian Security Assistance Initiative. “Nothing could stop the delivery of 20 Humvees to the Ukrainian Land Forces and Special Operations Forces along with 84 boats for the Ukrainian Navy as part of the Ukrainian Security Assistance Initiative,” the U.S. Embassy in Kyiv wrote on Twitter on January 15.

OK, you don’t need to listen to Russian here, just turn the sound off and enjoy the visuals, solemnity and the geopolitical grandeur of this event.

Evidently, Russia’s Black Sea Fleet was so scared of the growing might of the Ukrainian Navy that in desperate attempts to save at least some of its ships, sent Admiral Grigorovich and Dmitry Rogachev to Pakistan.

At least these two will stay away from an overwhelming naval firepower and might of those 84 Ukrainian inflatable boats. Nah, I am screwing with you. Grigorovich and Rogachev

…have arrived in Pakistan to take part in the multinational exercise AMAN-2021. The drills are expected to see China and several NATO nations in attendance. Russian vessels arrived in Karachi on Thursday. They were greeted by Pakistan’s military officials, as well as the Russian diplomats working there, and they took a brief tour of the ships. RT’s footage from the scene shows the vessels being prepared for the drills, expected to kick off on Friday.

The only damage done to Black Sea Fleet was the fact that many had to struggle desperately against bursting into Homeric laughter at the Fleet’s main command post after learning about massive inflatable armada planning attack on Sevastopol. I guess 20 Humvees are needed for transporting these boats to the shore line (before inflating them for a surprise attack on the Black Sea Fleet) and then transporting back whatever will be left of them after Russian Coast Guard will have a field day with live fire exercises and will return the remnants of this epic naval force to its lawful owners in Ukraine. Together with the crews.

The hilarity of this whole affair is off the scale as is the absurdity of it, but what can I say–tell me who your friends are and I will tell… well, you know how it goes. As some observers in Russia state, the United States itself undergoes a profound Ukranization, and I happen to agree with this conclusion. The disease is extremely contagious, but I warned about it long time ago. What’s left to do, then? Laugh…

Source: Reminiscence of the Future

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GMC
GMC
1 month ago

Well, the tourists and Crimeans will have some fun taking pictures of these inflatables, after they wash up on the beaches. Maybe Zelinsky will take one, and use it when he comes to his property – here. Pretty F upd when your countrymen, can turn on other countrymen – just because the Corrupt government – decides that it wants a war.

Eileen Kuch
Eileen Kuch
1 month ago
Reply to  GMC

I’m sure these tourists and Crimeans will have lots of fun photographing these inflatable boats, once they wash up on the beaches:) Perhaps Zelinsky will take one and use it when he comes to his property .. here:) Right; pretty screwed up when your countrymen can turn on other countrymen .. just because the corrupt government in Kyiv decides that it wants a war:))
This is absolutely hilarious .. Those inflatable boats won’t get anywhere, as the Russian Black Sea Fleet will have quite a field day:)

ken
ken
1 month ago

And they laugh at the Iranian fast response boats. This is hillaryious….

Mark
1 month ago

You mock. But it is because you do not understand. These boats are filled with a deadly gas which turns Russians to stone. When our invincible navy drives them up on the beach at Golden Horn Bay, all the citizens of Vladivostok will be turned to stone. And then we, the ancestors of the Cossacks, will bring many of these stone Russians back to Ukraine to use as garden ornaments, and every day we will point and laugh at them, and sometimes hang our coats on them, and speak to them only in Ukrainian.

yuri
yuri
1 month ago
Reply to  Mark

okie nazis cannot challenge volunteer brigades in donbass…humiliated in debaltsevo cauldron by Sparta, ghost, varya
a depopulated colony of US infected by toscavat….ukropistan =a corrupt vassal fake nation that can hardly govern zhitomr
ukrop fascists already sold your dusha to amerika

Last edited 1 month ago by yuri
Jerry Hood
Jerry Hood
1 month ago
Reply to  Mark

No suprise that the Ukrofascists are eternal loosers, when I see and read such ” great kurvainian wisdoms” as this Bimbo Mark produced! Borsch chewing,borsch in his pumpkin skull..

yuri
yuri
1 month ago

ukropistan is now so pathetic that 3.5 million have sought asylum in Russia since 2014—they have 1 major export: prostitutes
without transit taxes for Russian gas even their oligarchs would all be in Israel…they are fully aware that Crimea and Donbass are lost forever…they accept amerikan trash having convinced these idiots that their incompetent alcoholic military can protect Kyiv from petty Gruzian, Chechen, Armenian mafias

Yaroslav
Yaroslav
1 month ago

Where is anything about an “invasion” of Crimea? Sounds like a biased garbage story

Mr Reynard
Mr Reynard
1 month ago

Andrei, you are 20 days to early for that above article …

Jerry Hood
Jerry Hood
1 month ago

Onflatable boats are in Kurvaine, Khuiev admitted Biden’s payback for Bourisma tunneling funds…Now, the Ukrofascist military will carve all summer a paddles to these boats, 14 pcs to each!

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