Their Arms Still Sore From Elbow Bumping G7 Leaders Endorse Hugging the Elderly, Going Maskless Indoors
Do as they do
How does a G7 summit start?
With a lot of elbow bumping (God forbids anyone shakes hands in a DEATHDEMIC), and a “socially distanced” group photo:
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/m7RwJd0oz7
— Rob (@_ROB_29) June 11, 2021
How does a G7 summit then proceed?
With a cocktail party (the pubs in Britain are still under restrictions), hugs, and a diaper-free indoors conference:
The mainstream media wholeheartedly approves:
But the help is still in diapers even as the lizards breathe freely:
I’m glad the G7 has now publicly endorsed going maskless, having drinks with the elderly and embracing them, even as it comes after an unconvincing and half-hearted theater of COVID piety.