The New York Times Is Seriously Suggesting That We Should Wear Two Masks at Once

Love that warm sense of security you get from being forced to wear a face-diaper every time you leave the house? Well, The New York Times wants you to know you could be even more safer if you wear two masks at once.



Two masks.

“Football coaches do it. President-elects do it. Even science-savvy senators do it. As cases of the coronavirus continue to surge on a global scale, some of the nation’s most prominent people have begun to double up on masks”

Biden does it. Oh, well if the geriatric-elect is doing it… I guess we all should.

And while we’re at it why not three or four? Or 5? Or mandatory hazmat suits? Or giant hamster balls so we can roll around the city without human contact in a beautiful, germ-free, depressed dystopia.

We must be safe, even if it kills us!

Of course, there’s a trade-off: At some point, “we run the risk of making it too hard to breathe,” she said. But there is plenty of breathing room before mask-wearing approaches that extreme.


Oh, yeah… Shoot! Forgot about oxygen. Wouldn’t want to go overboard!

Goodness gracious. 🤦‍♂️

What a time to be alive.

Source: Not the Bee

  1. Voz 0db says

    Dear fucking moron slaves…

    THE BEST SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR FEARS is to follow the solution of your Best Friend.

    Do it… The sooner the BETTER!

  2. Voz 0db says

    The FUN PART is that the herd of moron STILL hasn’t realized that one muzzle didn’t DO SHIT to prevent the so called “cases”!

    Like the utter moron of the NYT herself writes:

    As cases of the coronavirus continue to surge on a global scale,

    surge WHILE wearing a muzzle!

    Time for MORE FUN…

  3. yuri says

    it has been recommended that if a secure plastic bag is firmly affixed over the entire head no covid transmission will occur—not one autopsy has concluded otherwise

    1. GMC says

      I wore mask when needed { in shops, the market etc.} and my wife always does – But I still got it. When I got it , I stayed at home and had the Pensioner doc from our hospital treat me. My wife continued working , having tea with the neighbors, shopping etc. – she even would go next door to our dear friend – an 88 yr. old babooska. – In the end – No one else we know – got the virus from me – and I really got a good case of it – never thought I was going to die – not once but I lost the taste and smell sences, and got a small case of pneumonia in the right lung, but everything came back , in due time. I’m 70 . I’ll take Sputnik V – if I have to – in 6 mos.

  4. ken says

    I’ve already seen it. Most of these “health experts” are not doctors so why are they allowed to give out medical advice? Already I have heard of children succumbing to bacterial pneumonia due to the mask. American parents have to be the dumbest piles of dung on the planet.

  5. Mr Reynard says

    We Should Wear Two Masks at Once & as well a butt plug ?? Farts are spreading corona virus as well ?


    the NY Times….first off YOUR CITY IS DEAD, second your city will soon be NUKED,
    third your city and DC are about to fall outside the Liberty Zone Wall and be walled off
    from the rest of the Free people like
    Escape From New York….so you might want to stop saying stupid stuff and STFU
    step back and Rethink your Lives

  7. Union Pacific says

    Never worn a mask since it was made an issue back in March 2020 and never will wear one.

  8. Relly Rell says

    Wearing TEN masks should do even better, or if you die and don’t breathe,
    that’ll help with not getting covid.

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