The New York Times Is Seriously Suggesting That We Should Wear Two Masks at Once

Love that warm sense of security you get from being forced to wear a face-diaper every time you leave the house? Well, The New York Times wants you to know you could be even more safer if you wear two masks at once.

Yes.

Seriously.

Two masks.

“Football coaches do it. President-elects do it. Even science-savvy senators do it. As cases of the coronavirus continue to surge on a global scale, some of the nation’s most prominent people have begun to double up on masks”

Biden does it. Oh, well if the geriatric-elect is doing it… I guess we all should.

And while we’re at it why not three or four? Or 5? Or mandatory hazmat suits? Or giant hamster balls so we can roll around the city without human contact in a beautiful, germ-free, depressed dystopia.

We must be safe, even if it kills us!

Of course, there’s a trade-off: At some point, “we run the risk of making it too hard to breathe,” she said. But there is plenty of breathing room before mask-wearing approaches that extreme.

LOL!

Oh, yeah… Shoot! Forgot about oxygen. Wouldn’t want to go overboard!

Goodness gracious. 🤦‍♂️

What a time to be alive.

Source: Not the Bee



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Voz 0db
Voz 0db
1 day ago

Dear fucking moron slaves…

THE BEST SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR FEARS is to follow the solution of your Best Friend.
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Do it… The sooner the BETTER!

Voz 0db
Voz 0db
1 day ago

The FUN PART is that the herd of moron STILL hasn’t realized that one muzzle didn’t DO SHIT to prevent the so called “cases”!

Like the utter moron of the NYT herself writes:

As cases of the coronavirus continue to surge on a global scale,

surge WHILE wearing a muzzle!

Time for MORE FUN…
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yuri
yuri
1 day ago

it has been recommended that if a secure plastic bag is firmly affixed over the entire head no covid transmission will occur—not one autopsy has concluded otherwise

ken
ken
1 day ago

I’ve already seen it. Most of these “health experts” are not doctors so why are they allowed to give out medical advice? Already I have heard of children succumbing to bacterial pneumonia due to the mask. American parents have to be the dumbest piles of dung on the planet.

Mr Reynard
Mr Reynard
1 day ago

We Should Wear Two Masks at Once & as well a butt plug ?? Farts are spreading corona virus as well ?

BADGER BADGERISM
BADGER BADGERISM
8 hours ago

the NY Times….first off YOUR CITY IS DEAD, second your city will soon be NUKED,
third your city and DC are about to fall outside the Liberty Zone Wall and be walled off
from the rest of the Free people like
Escape From New York….so you might want to stop saying stupid stuff and STFU
step back and Rethink your Lives

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