The Flat Curve Society

Juking the StatsThe Flat Curve Society

CDC Changes the Definition of a “COVID Case” for the Vaccinated

If you have been vaccinated the CDC only cares about tests positive at or under 28 cycles

Anti-Empire 2 May 21 1411 5

Covid Pol PotsThe Flat Curve Society

Virus Maos Break Up Good Friday Mass in London as “Unlawful”

The new religion cracks down on the old

Vincent Wood 4 Apr 21 368 4

The Flat Curve Society

Don’t You Dare Dress Up Your Ideology as ‘Science’

Science isn't something you can "follow"

Gabrielle Bauer 2 Apr 21 752 4

Mind Virus-19The Flat Curve Society

The Spanish COVID Rouge Gives Up on Plan to Make Tourists Wear Face Diapers on the Beach

Will not be sabotaging tourist workers quite as badly after all

Natalia Penza 1 Apr 21 695 5

Doomsday CultsMind Virus-19

“Impending Doom”: CDC Director Breaks Down Into Tears as She Pleads With Americans Not to Start Living Normally Again

It's a cult

Robert Wenzel 31 Mar 21 773 4

The Covid RougeThe Flat Curve Society

For the First Time in Her 16-Year Reign, Last Week Angela Merkel Publicly, on Camera, Apologised for a Mistake

‘Have any of these people ever bought their own food?’, asked a frustrated CDU MP, after the Easter lockdown was announced

Sabine Beppler-Spahl 30 Mar 21 568 3

Mind Virus-19The Flat Curve Society

1.5 to 2 Billion People Have Already Had COVID, Fatality Rate Is 0.15% — New Ioannidis Study

Time and again antibodies tests reveal the infection is far more widespread, and FAR less deadly than media & government narrative

Dr. John Ioannidis 29 Mar 21 3145 5

The Covid RougeThe Flat Curve Society

In the COVID Wars You’re Not Allowed to Pick How You Serve

You're a conscript. As are your children. And you'll obey the Covid-bedwetter drill sergeant.

Marko Marjanović 17 Mar 21 1182 6

The Flat Curve Society

Children in the Philippines Have Not Been Allowed Outside Their Homes for a Year

Luckily almost nobody actually follows the supremely dumb and harmful mandate

The Economist 25 Feb 21 1027 3

The Flat Curve Society

European Households Have Become Despondent About the Future. Only Sweden Has Escaped This Wave of Pessimism

EU down 24%, Sweden up 9%. Wonder what could be the cause

John O’Donnell 24 Feb 21 531 3

Mind Virus-19The Flat Curve Society

The ZeroCovid Movement: Cult Dressed as Science

"They are maniacally focused upon theories and models, and uninterested in what works in practice. They have no conception of human liberty or dignity"

Jenin Younes 22 Feb 21 204 5

The Flat Curve Society

Flashback: Fauci Describes Ebola Quarantines for the Healthy as “Draconian,” Warns of “Unintended Consequences”

If you put everyone in one basket, even people who are clearly no threat, then we have the problem of the disincentive of people that we need"

Jordan Schachtel 21 Feb 21 53 2

Mind Virus-19The Flat Curve Society

The Shaky Science Behind the “Deadly New Strains” of SARS-CoV-2

More of Ferguson's speculative "model" nonsense at work

Rosemary Frei 20 Feb 21 104 4

Not SatireThe Flat Curve Society

Two Masks Now Required to Enter Manhattan Federal Court Buildings

Ben Feuerherd 17 Feb 21 31 4

The Flat Curve Society

Would You Support the Lockdowns if It Meant Losing Your Own Job?

"Belief in the corona-religion is thin, but much worse, it’s gutless. People believe as long their jobs and their businesses aren’t being destroyed"

John Tamny 16 Feb 21 46 3

The Flat Curve Society

Massachusetts Offers Inmates Prison Time Reduced If They Get the COVID Vaccine, Then Pulls the Offer

“I have determined that receiving the vaccine is significantly valuable to rehabilitation” — overruled by the Governor who has to face the voters

Steph Solis 16 Feb 21 80 4

The Flat Curve Society

Shocking Video From Just One Week Ago Shows Majority of Americans Wearing Only One Mask

"I'm sick to my stomach watching the carnage unfold in this horrific footage. Thousands of grandma-killers were walking among us undetected only one short week ago"

The Babylon Bee 15 Feb 21 49 4

The Flat Curve Society

Israel May Force Teachers Who Do Not Get Vaccinated to Pay for a PCR Test Every 48 Hours out of Pocket

The Jerusalem Post 10 Feb 21 416 3

The Flat Curve Society

We Must Never Surrender to the New Normal Dystopia

The misanthropic apocalypse cult can not be allowed to dish out torturoust permanent pennence against a 'sinful' humanity

Brendan O’Neill 9 Feb 21 1702 7

The Flat Curve Society

Brits Told to Expect to Take a Third Vaccine Jab in the Autumn

Permanent vaccination complex

Joe Murphy 8 Feb 21 730 7

The Flat Curve Society

Biden’s COVID Guy Says Doubling Face Diapers Could Increase Virus Spread

But you double the virtue, so what now?

Daniel Chaitin 4 Feb 21 529 3

Skin in the GameThe Flat Curve Society

The Vaccine Is So Safe They Made Sure You Can’t Sue Them If It’s Not

So safe they're comfortable pressuring you to get it, not comfortable enough to stand by it

CNBC 5 Jan 21 650 2

The Flat Curve Society

Among the Top 20 Nations by COVID Deaths per Capita There Isn’t a Single Non-Lockdown Country

So helpful you can't see the benefits

Marko Marjanović 20 Dec 20 1033 3

T cellThe Flat Curve Society

20 to 50 Percent Had Immunity to COVID Before They Ever Came in Contact With It

"The importance of these findings can't be overstated. Estimates of remaining susceptible people drawn from antibody testing have to be disregarded."

Sarah Knapton 16 Dec 20 1228 2

The Flat Curve Society

Study: US School Shutdowns Have Cost Children 5 Million Years of Life Lost

Educational attainment is linked to life expectancy

Dimitri A. Christakis 15 Dec 20 572 2

From the ArchiveThe Flat Curve Society

The Xhosa Cattle Killing Movement — The Forerunners of the COVID Lockdown Cult

"To the end, true believers never renounced their faith. They simply starved to death, blaming the failure of the prophecy on the doubts of non-believers"

John Church 13 Dec 20 2803 52

The Flat Curve Society

Will an RNA Vaccine Permanently Alter My DNA?

"Instead, the vaccine provides your cells with instructions on how to build the Spike protein. Essentially, your cells have become the vaccine production factory"

Dr. Doug Corrigan 11 Dec 20 6426 5

Doomsday CultsThe Covid Rouge

Belgian ‘Health’ Ministry Says Shut Down Shops as a “Psychological Shock Tactic”

Imagine you are a business owner whose business was devastated because the tax parasites felt like psychologically terrorizing the populace

The Times 3 Dec 20 902 0

T cellThe Flat Curve Society

We Have Immune Systems, New York Times Reveals

"The world is unwittingly conducting what amounts to the largest immunological experiment in history on our own children"

Jeffrey A. Tucker 30 Nov 20 37 10

Stay Classy MSMThe Covid Rouge

The Media’s Covid War on the Dakotas

Looks like South Dakota is in need of a good ole' regime change intervention, Iraq-style

Michael Fumento 28 Nov 20 641 3