South Dakota Covid Cases Collapse After Everybody Dies

There you go it has happened. Just as the Lockdown Faithful predicted everyone in South Dakota is now dead courtesy of their Covid-denying, anti-Science Governor (also now deceased). I mean how else to explain the fact their Covid curve has collapsed:

They didn’t have any lockdown measures to control the virus so if the uncontrolled virus is now collapsing it can only be because it ran out of warm bodies. Indeed a recent scouting party brought back evidence of the fact:

They sure wish now they had done like North Dakota and locked down! Yeah, seeing how the two policies resulted in wildly different Covid and mortality outcomes:

Too late South Dakota, YOU’RE ALL DED! (Filthy deniers, suits you right)

The recent reports of people flocking to South Dakota (a state of just 900,000 people is the 4th highest recipient of newcommers) and being welcomed by living people in a flourishing state are utterly false. The thousands of new arrivals are actually scavenging parties coming in to loot the corpses of the infidels.