Ron Paul Disguises Federal Reserve as Nike Store In Hopes Rioters Will Burn It Down
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, former representative Ron Paul was seen disguising the Federal Reserve building as a Nike store in hopes of getting BLM and Antifa rioters to burn the place down.
Shortly after the new sign was hung up, witnesses say a large crowd gathered outside to loot the building and then torch it.
“Hey kids!” the libertarian leader said to the crowd. “You wanna keep letting the central bankers borrow and print money until it has no value and the dollar collapses and our entire economy destroyed? Er, uh– I mean, look! It’s a Nike store! Let’s loot it!”
Rioters broke in but were disappointed to not find any cool sneakers. Instead, they just found stacks of paper and fancy Goldman Sachs fountain pens.
“Hey, what kind of a Nike store is this?” said one frustrated looter.
“This isn’t Nike, it’s something far worse,” replied Paul. “Have you ever heard of the Federal Reserve?”
The entire crowd then sat down on the floor cross-legged and listened intently to Ron Paul explain the horrors of central banking. Immediately after the speech, they burned down the Federal Reserve.
Source: The Babylon Bee
Text may contain traces of satire.
Wow! Loved the ending!
The euro at the time of introduction had a €2 coin and a €500 note, as the US$500 bill has long been out of production and the US$2 coin does not exist (hell, they haven’t even replaced the $1 bill with a coin!). It’s probably no accident at this point that Saddam Hussein got executed for wanting to sell oil in euros instead of dollars.
@Joey-N…..There are lots of $1 coins. The Susan B. Anthony coins, and the Sacajawea coin, and the Presidential coins, for starters. All $1 coins.
Well, yes, but not to the degree that every vending machine nationwide accepts them, let alone dispenses them as change.
The ending is zero.
Right behind you Ron ..
I’ll send all my monopoly money to Babylon Bee to help, uh, whatever.
Completely phone ending…”the rioters lynched Ron Paul for tricking them.”
You never know what these kids could do with a proper education.
If only this were so.
Brilliant!
LOL!
Careful Ron! You might inadvertently anger AIPAC et al,
They’ll order a “hit” on you in the same vein as McKinley/Kennedy
Lincoln etc…
The rioters aren’t intelligent enough to know who their true enemy is. They should mosey on over to the website of Mr. Dontell Jackson called “WE THOUGHT THEY WERE WHITE”. And listen to Rev. Farrakhan on the subject.
did not know that Ron Paul fluent in speaking EBONICS
ANTI TERMITE ?
SOS RHIANNA ?
UNDER MY UMBR EL LA
WHY DID RIHIANNA PHONE BOOTH OBAMA @WH GATE IN WEARNING CERN PRINT DRESS ?
WHY IS GOOGLE AND GATES AND OBAMA OBSESSED WITH CERN AND SHIVA ?
Waste of time worthless fantasy.