Pope Francis Now Requiring ‘Booster Baptisms’ for Catholics to Be Considered Fully Baptized
Pope Francis has proclaimed that all Catholics worldwide will now need a booster baptism to be considered fully baptized.
“We have seen that being baptized doesn’t offer the universal washing away of original sin that we thought it did,” Pope Francis said in a press conference. “Therefore, we will now require a booster baptism once, maybe twice a year to make sure everyone is protected.”
As of the time of publishing, there are no fully baptized Catholics on the planet.
The booster baptisms will be administered in churches or participating Pauline bookstores.
Expert theologians are mixed on the topic.
“Right now, the definition for ‘fully baptized’ is having received one baptism by a priest, and … we don’t anticipate a —it doesn’t make sense to require a booster,” Fr. Tommy Aquino said. “We’re using those definitions and we’re asking people to come to go and get their booster baptism if they’re eligible to improve or increase that level of protection that you get from the baptism.”
But Church officials say the booster baptism is now doctrine.
“You can’t disobey this and still call yourself a Catholic,” Pope Francis spokesman Lou Sypher said.
Source: Genesius Times
Text may contain traces of satire.
The pope’s German Atheist “Scientific advisor” says we need to get down to 1 Billion Souls on this planet…
“Joachim Schnellnhuber, climate adviser to the Pope, openly welcome a human population below one billion as “sustainable.”
http://www.williamengdahl.com/englishNEO10Mar2021.php
Make Babies, ignore the “vax” , as the Talmud says. the world was made to be FULL (of people). Be fruitful and multiply.
It will either be the kill shot, woke or stupidity (did I just repeat myself?) or all the above. Like prior civilizations this civilization has went total loony. Apparently once a civilization reaches this point, Ignorance and stupidity becomes its worst enemy and it self destructs. It doesn’t appear there is any antidote.
Fuck your satanic talmud(84)!
Funny,,, although baptism doesn’t wash away sin.
Sociopathic Talmudic thinking Pope.
This is so so so Demonic
They are so so so Demonic
Dear God In Heaven
what does baptism have to do with this very very demonic vaccine which doesn’t even protect you from the Virus
I know people that were perfectly normal hard working and taking very good care of their families
and now after being vaccinated ended up in a wheelchair
HELLO
WAKE UP PEOPLE
STOP BEING SHEEP
MEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEE
SHEEP
STOP FOR 10 MIN. AND TAKE A VERY LONG AND STRONG LOOK AT YOUR RIGHTS
YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS
HELLO
WAKE UP
Read Your Bible
It’s All In Your Bible
Read Also Revelation
# 13 can’t remember which section
and # 16 again I do not remember which section
it is so so so
interesting
And A Big EYE OPENER
Please Read Your Bible
Please
DEAR LORD JESUS CHRIST
HAVE MERCY ON US
THE FOOLS
DEAR GOD
AS A TRUE CHRISTIAN I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING
THIS IS TOTALLY TOTALLY AGAINST GOD’S WISHES
TOTALLY
WAKE UP
PLEASE
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY ALL THESE EVIL DEMONS
PLEASE
It is jew ” vaxx” from Talmudic Mengele Fauci,Gates to Hell, and jew Big Pharma…nosehooked massmurder….as sacrifice to satan,their god….
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints will welcome you vaccinated of not.
Stupid masonic lodge of Mormons, who baptise all dead people….
I am disgusted
this is unbelievable
THIS IS THE VERY , VERY REASON SO , SO, SO, MANY PEOPLE TURN THEIR BACKS ON THE CHURCH AND THEIR LEADERS
STOP PLAYING GOD
READ YOUR BIBLES
GOD IS LOVE
GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN
GOD IS NOT TOO, TOO HAPPY WITH MANY OF HIS CHILDREN RIGHT NOW
I AM ASHAMED
DISGUSTED
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN
SAVE US FROM ALL THESE DEMONS
AMEN
For the inside story on Pope Francis and the vaccine you must go to ChurchMilitant dot com. Click on the Vortex where Michael Vorris exposes the fraud.
This rabbinical pseudopoop Bergoglio/ son of mountaign, is the Last one, Black Peter of Rome( di Pietro)…With him, the eternal city of Rome sjall be destroyed, no later than 2025, in Armageddon between United Snakes of USrael and Christian Russia, jew war of House of Sion vs. Halacha , blue jew vs.red jew…
Um, did all the commenters miss the line at the end of the article: “Text may contain traces of satire“? This is a joke, guys. The Pope is not requiring “booster baptisms.” Don’t take it seriously.
I did not know that Pope Francis followed the Talmud instead of the Bible.