Millions of Americans Excited to Host ‘Mostly Peaceful’ Protests on Thanksgiving Exavier Saskagoochie 19 Nov 20 445 0
Mind Virus-19 At 95% Effective, Moderna COVID Vaccine Almost as Effective as a Normal Immune System Exavier Saskagoochie 17 Nov 20 802 4
Democrats Handing Out ‘Unity’ Molotov Cocktails in Case They Lose Election Court Cases Exavier Saskagoochie 13 Nov 20 754 3
Biden Celebrates Veterans Day by Thanking All the Civil War Heroes Who Voted for Him Exavier Saskagoochie 12 Nov 20 2883 10
Case for Biden Sainthood Opened at Vatican After He Raised Millions From the Dead on Election Day Jesus was an amateur Exavier Saskagoochie 11 Nov 20 6551 12
Dems Say We Can’t Investigate Election Fraud Because ‘We’ve Run Out of Investigations’ 'Sorry' Exavier Saskagoochie 9 Nov 20 590 5
Polls Show Trump Will Lose to Biden as Bad as He Lost to Hillary Exavier Saskagoochie 26 Oct 20 1101 17
BREAKING: Kamala Harris Will Announce Her VP Pick This Week “Well maybe she’ll pick me!” Biden said. Exavier Saskagoochie 12 Oct 20 2565 7
COVID-19 Down in Sweden Thanks to Invisible Face Masks Exposed! They've been wearing masks this whole time! The Lonely Rogue 9 Aug 20 1763 3
Nation’s Nurses Worried They’ll Have Nothing to Do If Tiktok Is Banned “I mean seriously, what are we going to do in this scary time of pandemic. The hospitals are empty and there are dance offs to be won. They just can’t do this to us!” Exavier Saskagoochie 8 Aug 20 1577 0
Dozens Shocked by the Upcoming Suicide of Ghislaine Maxwell Will be so shocking Exavier Saskagoochie 3 Jul 20 1697 1
Hillary Clinton Already Finished Writing Joe Biden’s Eulogy “It will be hard when he dies, but I’m used to people I work with conveniently dying” Richie Richards 29 Jun 20 628 6
The Flat Curve Society Fauci: ‘Dying Cancer Victims Should Just Be Glad They Didn’t Get COVID-19 With a 99.8% Cure Rate’ “Look, dying of COVID-19 is the worst possible death known to mankind. Cancer, on the other hand is a great way to die" Axel Thomas 26 May 20 907 4
The COVID Rouge Disgusted by Low Deaths as States Reopen “I am literally sick to death that more people aren’t dying in those states that have reopened” Googly McMooglyface 25 May 20 1176 7
China Recommends US Remains Closed Until It Can Afford to Buy It on eBay Axel Thomas 15 May 20 1514 3
Poll: Most People Unimpressed With Their 30-Day Free Trial of Communism Let's hope so Exavier Saskagoochie 2 Apr 20 3336 16
BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans Have Died From a Viral Lung Infection; It’s Time to PANIC Exavier Saskagoochie 1 Apr 20 1394 4
WARNING! This Site Includes Satire If you do not like the odd laugh it may not be for you Marko Marjanović 22 Dec 19 635 4
Tulsi Gabbard Indicted for Murdering Kamala Harris’s Presidential Campaign Exavier Saskagoochie 3 Dec 19 2125 2
Fake News You Can Trust Report: Epstein’s Suicide Was Assisted by Someone Else Strangling Him to Death Exavier Saskagoochie 31 Oct 19 490 4
Local Man Nominated for Nobel Prize After Constantly Complaining About the Heat "Has done nothing notable in its life except for substantial complaining about the temperature" Exavier Saskagoochie 30 Sep 19 412 7
Video: Actual Footage From Jeffrey Epstein’s Autopsy "The result of the autopsy was that Epstein committed suicide by hanging from toilet paper" Exavier Saskagoochie 22 Aug 19 901 7