Of Course Fidel Castro Is Justin Trudeau’s Dad. Nobody Has ‘Debunked’ Anything

In the age of sloppy journalism, few authors are sloppier than those who claim they ‘debunked’ the story that Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau’s biological father. They recite the Canadian governments’ official travel dates to Cuba and painfully avoid the Trudeaus’ extensive personal trip to the Caribbean trip in Spring 1971. It is a fact the Trudeaus were in the Caribbean in Spring 1971. It is a fact they adored Castro. It is a fact the Trudeaus were swingers. This is what you need to know.

First, Margaret Trudeau, Pierre Trudeau, and Fidel Castro were all notoriously sexually promiscuous. Margaret Trudeau was a partier who unquestionably had sex with men while married to Pierre. Nobody knows if Pierre objected. They met when he was 48 and she was 18. They got married when he was 53 and she was 23. Their marriage surprised Canada because Pierre had been a lifelong playboy with no wife or children. He would be turning 60 when she was barely out of her 20’s. She publicly states today she suffered from bipolar disorder and self-control issues. She smuggled drugs in the Prime Minister’s official government luggage. She sneaked away from official functions to get high. She partied scantily clad at Studio 54. She became embroiled in a scandal for having sex with Ted Kennedy (gross). According to Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones, Pierre broke up with her while she was having an affair with Ronnie Wood. The list goes on.

Pierre Trudeau slept around too. According to a 2009 Globe and Mail article by Margaret Wente, actress Margot Kidder (Superman, Superman II), classical guitarist Liona Boyd, and actress Kim Cattrall all claimed to have slept with him at some time. Pierre Trudeau biographer John English states the “evidence is overwhelming” that he slept with Barbara Streisand. The record is not immediately clear how much of that happened before the couple was separated, but before she moved out of the house he was entertaining three women downstairs at a time:

He often invited two girlfriends to the same event. Allan Gotlieb, his ambassador to Washington, complained about one dinner he hosted for Mr. Trudeau because he had three girlfriends there…he carried on downstairs even though Margaret [while separated] was still in residence upstairs.

Fidel Castro put them both to shame. His sexual appetite was so legendary this article cannot efficiently capture it. Suffice it to say, he endeavored to have sex with two new women every day and sent aides to fetch them. He fathered 11 acknowledged children and rumors are he has multiple times that many bastards.

Second, the Trudeaus adored Castro. They, their aides and friends all said so. According to John English’s “Just Watch Me: The Life of Pierre Elliot Trudeau 1968–2000” they were charmed by Castro and made several trips to embargo-era Cuba just to see him. In 2000, Castro made a rare appearance out of Cuba to attend Pierre’s funeral in Canada. On his visit, Margaret welcomed the leader at his hotel on behalf of the Trudeaus. They demonstrated a striking level of familiarity before even getting off the tarmac of their 1976 trip. They all took photographs together. The Trudeaus introduced Castro to their children. And when Castro died, Justin Trudeau was the only leader of the Western World to give him an overwhelmingly positive eulogy without addressing his misdeeds.

1976 Fidel Castro holding Michael Trudeau next to an adoring Margaret while still on the tarmac of their first official visit.
1976 Margaret Trudeau with both arms around Fidel Castro still wearing the dress in which they first officially met

Third, the timing is uncanny. This is the part about which ‘debunkers’ intentionally mislead readers. Justin Trudeau was born on Christmas day, 1971. In order for his father to be Fidel Castro, his mother would have to be somewhere close to Cuba in March and April 1971.

She was.

In April 1971, the Trudeaus took a long “second honeymoon” all around the Caribbean. According to Wikipedia, they visited one island they declined to disclose. It is the only island they did not disclose. From Wikipedia:

Footnote 19 of the same Wikipedia article cites to a April 13, 1971 article from The Ottawa Journal. The article states that the Trudeaus were visiting an unidentified island in the Caribbean and wanted the press to give them privacy:

To be clear: they disclosed all the other locations they visited but asked the press for privacy when they went to the “unidentified” island. Come on.

Justin Trudeau was born 8 1/2 months later. In 1976, Pierre eagerly became the first NATO leader to travel to Cuba. He brought his wife. Before even leaving the tarmac, both Trudeaus were showing an unusual amount of familiarity with Fidel considering he was a national leader they just allegedly met. Within hours of their first official meeting, Margaret was photographed intimately touching and holding Fidel Castro with both arms. The Trudeaus announced they had become besties with the dictator and sang his praises during the height of his human rights violations.

Due to his age and lack of previous children, rumors began to spread that Pierre was infertile and that Castro and others were the biological fathers of his children. Perhaps that was unfair at the time. But then Justin Trudeau improbably grew up to look like this:

And this:

And this:

Not like this:

Pierre Trudeau, who is 4–5 inches shorter than both Fidel Castro and Justin Trudeau

So what is all this talk about “debunking” the claim? It could not be less compelling. 100% of the ‘debunking’ articles avoid addressing the Caribbean trip altogether. For example, in Vice’s article, “We Investigated Those Damning Rumors About Fidel Castro Being Justin Trudeau’s Real Dad” by Drew Brown, Brown does not investigate anything. His just mocks the story and then abruptly states this:

Oh, wait. Justin was born December 25, 1971, nine months after Pierre and Margaret’s honeymoon in British Columbia and long before the couple travelled to Cuba. Dang.

I guess you actually can’t believe everything that semi-professional agitators post on the internet.

Not a very impressive argument, Brown. Brown’s so-called ‘investigation’ altogether missed an obvious Wikipedia article showing the Trudeaus were in the Caribbean in Spring 1971, with citations to the actual reporters covering it. His uncited claim that Justin was born “long before the couple travelled to Cuba” is just a recitation of the official dates Trudeau visited in his official capacity as prime minister. He provides no evidence the Trudeaus had never been there before. No evidence they had not met Castro before. No evidence Castro never travelled to see them in the Caribbean. He altogether avoids the story he claims he disproved and then tries to do a mic drop. Not very impressive at all.

All of the articles ‘debunking’ story follow the same format. They all come from left-leaning websites who sympathize with Trudeau. They all recite the official 1976 travel dates of Pierre Trudeau as Prime Minister as though that proves they never travelled to or around Cuba on any prior date. They altogether avoid addressing the easily researchable Caribbean trip in Spring 1971. That is strange for authors who claim to have the truth on their sides.

Nothing has been debunked. If anything, the intellectual dishonesty of avoiding the very story makes it seem more convincing.

That is not to say there are no exaggerations and falsehoods supporting the story. But they are not nearly so avoidant or look so desperate to kill a story. For example, in 2018, internet users spread a rumor that Fidel Castro’s recently deceased son Fidel Angel Castro Diaz-Balart (“Fidelito”) announced Justin Trudeau was his half-brother in his suicide note. No major news sources support that claim and researching it leads to a dead-end. Another website gives a devastatingly compelling argument in favor of the story before sabotaging all its credibility by claiming Margaret Trudeau’s family were members of the Illuminati. That is a non-starter for this author.

That being said, the exaggerations and painful avoidance of the story’s ‘debunkers’ are far more suspicious. An article written by Alex Kasprak for leftist ‘fact-checking’ website Snopes.com declares the story “false,” but tries to mislead readers about its supporting points. Kasprak omits discussions of the Trudeaus’ Spring 1971 vacation and then relies on its own omission to say Margaret Trudeau could not have absconded from Canada at the time. Okay, but she was not in Canada. Kasprak also suggests Margaret would have to sneak away from Pierre, but the premise that Pierre objected is not necessary to the story. After all it could have been Pierre’s idea. Kasprak does admit Justin Trudeau would have to have been conceived “between March 16 and April 22,” so why avoid addressing that the Trudeaus within spitting distance of Cuba during that time? Similarly, AP News and affiliates write headlines such as “No, Fidel Castro is not Canada PM Trudeau’s father,” yet their articles simply recount the improbability of the Diaz-Balart suicide note. Each ‘debunker’ makes a bold claim and then avoids the very story they claim to debunk.

Perhaps the strangest denial comes from the Canadian government itself. In February 2018, the Diaz-Balart rumor prompted the Canadian government to publicly deny the story. Federal governments in Western civilizations do not deny urban legends. The story clearly got under the skin of someone in Canadian parliament. Why would anyone in Canadian government be so sensitive to a mere internet rumor?

The story is perfectly plausible. Pierre was an aging playboy who had fathered no known offspring despite being sexually promiscuous his whole adult life. Having recently become Prime Minister, it suited him to get married and demonstrate stability. He evidently wanted a family because that is exactly what he started. Sperm banks barely existed back then. If an infertile old man wanted to have a family, his wife had to do it the old-fashioned way.

Margaret was a 23-year-old wild child who liked doing it the old-fashioned way. She had not finished doing drugs or sowing her wild oats. She was clearly attracted to men in positions of power, even some who were old and unattractive. If Ted Kennedy met her qualifications as a sexual partner, Castro was bigger, stronger, thinner, handsomer, and more powerful. From the photos is seems obvious she was attracted to him.

Today we might remember Fidel Castro as an old man, but he was one of the most impressive people in the world back then, especially to fellow Marxists like the Trudeaus. He forcefully deposed a brutal dictator with a band of rag-tag rebels. He turned Cuba into the Western world’s first Marxist country. He beat the Americans in an armed invasion by personally commanding the battle in a tank. He survived CIA coups and assassination attempts. He outlived two Kennedy brothers behind those attempts. He was smart, charming, and funny. He was 6’3, strong, and an athlete who sported the frame of an American football player. He looked like he could beat up any other word leader, much less any competitor for Margaret Trudeau’s attention. He was full of bravado, confidence, and masculinity and smoked cigars like a baller. Why would Pierre Trudeau chose anyone else to be the biological father of his children?

Source: Medium

“Even poor Pierre bore some of the brunt of my wild, irrational behavior. One day a man called out to him on the street You’re nothing but a cuckold.”

  1. EstibenDelMar says

    Compelling. There are DNA tests already available, why wouldnt justin bieber take the test?

    1. jim says

      He has REFUSED to do the DNA test many times over the years. Every time he REFUSES. 2 + 2 does not equal 5 like these lef–TURDS like to say.

  2. John Rourke says

    I don’t see the resemblance, I also don’t know..I guess the reason people push forward this topic is to to suggest Justin is a communist like his real father, or maybe he does drugs and is a “swinger” like his Mom?I don’t see the point if it is to suggest he is deep down really a Communist and I have also heard he is a friend of China’s government..I also am no fan of Trudeau and that his links to the WEC is disgusting..He’s a globalist,elite not very bright rich kid..Besides so what if his Dad was Fidel..This was mostly an article with no fact and I would put it in the trash category.

    1. Willy Wonka says

      You don’t see a resemblance? Are you blind?

      1. Eddy says

        FACT, people only see what they want to see, if they choose not to see something, then to them, it doesn’t exist.

    2. Juan says

      You don’t understand… *sigh*

    3. Rebel Forever says

      No resemblance? They would pass for twins.

    4. Jerôme says

      Trash category are beings like yourself!

    5. John says

      None so blind as those who will not see.

    6. Martillo says

      Mama was a groupie drug-addled slut. You have to be dim not to get it…geddit?

    7. kyoyo says

      John Rourke’s blindness is legendary

  3. Cap960 says

    Who cares!!

    1. Jerôme says

      Many of us care, only idiots like you just get obese, and that’s all..

  4. GMC says

    If the DNA matched – Too bad the kid wasn’t raised in Cuba – maybe he would have turned out to be a Man. Barbados eh ? Then they went to St Lucia, or Dominica or Isle de Margarite. I would have picked Dominica – much more like Cuba’s mountainous region and the locals are not used to foreigners – well 25 years ago they weren’t – anyways. lol

  5. Aids Bo says

    Justin Trudeau compared to Pierre Trudeau

    vs Justin Trudeau compared to Fidel Castro

    And both 6 foot 3.

    Think that settles it.

  6. kombijakov says

    He got looks of his father, and character of his mother.

  7. EstibenDelMar says

    It seems Trucker Carlson is a reader of this blog. The other day when talking about Trudeau he said his father was Fidel Castro.

    Fidel being father of Justin is a live example of how life bites back. FC totally dispised the kind of people Justin Castro has now turned out to be. Fidel had several gays killed and now his most known and highest achived son is a pussy.

    1. Bob says

      You ever see Louder with Crowder shorts playing Trudeau as a giant crying pussy. In a giant pussy costume.

  8. guest says

    Very likeable concept that CIA-asset Catro provided stud service (because homosexual Trudeau didn’t like to have sex with women).
    But the pictures you use to support this idea would make Castro more like Justin’s twin brother than father. No one resembles his father this much.

  9. XSFRGR says

    Justin, I have great respect for your father…………assuming that your father is Fidel.

  10. DKayH says

    You can learn more about Pierre’s sexual proclivities if you read Cathy O’Brien’s “TRANCE-formation of America.

  11. Jerôme says

    Even the pictures proves that Fidel is the father of this Fidelito Trudeau!!! Only idiot does not see the details l8ke nose eyes mouth, lips, etc….Fidelito Trudeau is bastard son of Fidel Castro, no doubt!!! Besides, Commie internacionalists used to mix their blood and genes!!!

  12. Terje M says

    Couldn’t the undisclosed island have been a private pleasure island of some sort? Like the 1970s version of Epstein’s island? Pierre was a crony of the Aga Khan IV. The Khan is an MI6 asset, one of the world’s richest men and a living deity incapable of sin.

    Justin has kept up the connection and visited the Khan’s Caribbean island in 2017.(The Khan bought his new island in 2009)

  13. John says

    Turdeau snot half the man his dad was.

  14. Martillo says

    Justin time Turdeau… Now we know how a pinko faggot Castro without cajones would be.
    Oh the horror

  15. Jyrkoff says

    I can’t help it. I was a photog for more than a decade. I looked at a LOT of faces. The three side-by-sides of T and C are so different I cannot agree.

    The first is clearly Liam Neeson in military fatigues.
    The second is a digitally altered image of a rando.
    The last is clearly an overweight Edward Norton.

    Sorry but I see no resemblance between C and T.

    Not Canadian or Cuban so I have no horse in this race. Just passing observation.

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