Nation Prepares to Celebrate 1st Anniversary of Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve
U.S.—The nation is preparing to celebrate what is expected to become a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year.
“This time of year we like to come together to remember the historic day one year ago when we put on masks and locked ourselves down, trusting that the lockdown would be over in just two weeks,” said local man Paul Christof as he stared out his window longingly, his three masks securely in place. “This year, I’m going all out with a zoom party with no more than five of my closest friends — I mean, closest, figuratively speaking, of course. We’ll be literally far apart, because I want to stay home and stay safe, and I don’t want grandma to die.”
Traditional festivities for the newly christened American holiday include remote Amazon gift exchanges, ordering DoorDash feasts for just yourself, and the customary binging of the Netflix. Historians believe the holiday will become a hit, and people will continue to wear masks and stay home throughout the year as the festive day is celebrated for hundreds of years to come.
Source: The Babylon Bee
Joking aside it’s NOW or NEVER to disobey. Whatever idea of “free choice to live” you once had is coming to an end.
only vicious freedom loving communists will not conform to pope fauci mandates demanded by the royal family queen gates princess Bezos, etc
At least your dribble is consistent yuri