Zombie Sightings, Like Unicorns, Are a Frequent Occurrence in North Korea
Perhaps Washington should worry less about North Korea's nukes and more about its apparent necromancy program
If the mainstream media is to be believed, North Korea is a land full of prison camps, zombies and unicorns.
On Friday, the right-wing South Korean Chosun Ilbo newspaper reported that an anonymous source had informed them that Kim Yong Chol, the country’s envoy to the U.S., had been sent to a labor camp over the failure of talks with the Trump administration in Hanoi. Those claims were reported ubiquitously in American media, often without attribution to the original, singular anonymous source. Claims that four other high-ranking officials were either fired, executed or sent to prison camps also circulated widely. Now, media are being forced to walk things back after Kim Yong Chol was spotted with Chairman Kim Jong-un at an art performance.
When asked about the story, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said “We’ve seen the reporting … we’re doing our best to check it out.”
While the other officials who were said to have been disappeared in various ways have not yet been spotted, there is an abundance of reasons to be skeptical of their reported fates.
The walking living
The State Department may also want to worry less about North Korea’s nuclear production and more about its apparent advanced necromancy program, because Kim Hyok-chol is far from the only person executed in the country still walking around and conducting business as usual.
In 2016, a North Korean defector claimed that military officer Ri Yong-gil had been executed and the media regurgitated the claim uncritically, as did South Korean politicians and military brass. Perhaps it was only when he passed over to the other side that he learned the necessary skills that qualified him for a promotion in 2018 to the position of Chief of General Staff.
In 2013, Hyon Song-wol, a famous singer in North Korea, was reported to have been executed by authorities in a “hail of machine gun fire while members of her orchestra looked on.” It appears that the bullets didn’t do any lasting damage to her lungs, however, as she is still singing her heart out with her all-girl pop band.
In 2010, South Korean media reported that a soccer coach had been executed in North Korea. So reporter Jean H. Lee was probably shocked when she “ran into him at the Pyongyang airport.”
I had wondered where all the Unicorns had gone.
Zombies are all over the place.
In America, zionist zombies go vote for a new zionist zombie Israhell butt kisser ever four years.
Zionist Zombies go to the zionist zombie hangout of John Haggis’s Cornerstone Israhell pedophile lovers “ministries” each Sunday, and scream for the shedding of more Semitic Palestinian blood by Non-Semitic pedophilic Russian Expat & spawn Khazarians.
They stand and Chant USA!-USA!-USA!, as their children murder in war crimes, innocent children in other lands, which have not attacked America, for the benefit of the illegal crime cabal of Israhell, located in New Khazaria, Occupied Palestine.
Wonder if I could cut a deal with fat boy, to exchange unicorns for zionist zombies?
America needs to get rid of her zionist zombies, and unicorns would be a pleasant change of pace in America.
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