Media Criticizes Trump for Downplaying Virus Threat by Not Dying

As the president begins to show signs of recovery, many worry that this sends the wrong message about the seriousness of the global pandemic

“If he lives, how will the people be able to trust science?”

President Donald Trump is once again under fire from the media for recklessly downplaying the danger of COVID by refusing to die. As the president begins to show signs of recovery, many worry that this sends the wrong message about the seriousness of the global pandemic.

“Every hour that he lives is another hour that the severity of this virus is undermined!” said reporter Sara Grace Major for CNN. “Why won’t he just DIE and show the American people how deadly this virus truly is?”

“Mr. President, are you sure you don’t need to lie down indefinitely or go on a ventilator?” asked another distraught journalist. “Maybe even say goodbye to your loved ones?!”

“Honestly, I feel terrific. Tremendous, really. I was never afraid of this virus before, but now I am even more not afraid. It’s sad, really. I was told this virus would be one tough cookie,“ Trump said to the press. “In fact, I’ve never felt better.”

“His defiance is going to get people killed. Dying like he’s supposed to would be the most patriotic thing he could do,” complained CNN correspondent Adam Pelot. “If he lives, how will the people be able to trust science?”

At publishing time, members of the press had begun pulling their own hair out as they watched the “incredibly strong and healthy” president go for a jog around the White House grounds.

Source: The Babylon Bee

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voza0db
4 months ago

A none existent virus wasn’t able to kill mutTrump… SURPRISE!!!

John D.
John D.
4 months ago

Trumps recovery has proven what Covid19 is – no more than a flu. His tweet stating this was labelled a violation of rules. I guess the IT-financial conglomerate is now so powerful it crushes anyone and anything going against their agenda for global reset. And Covid19 is their favorite tool to achieve the complete shutdown before the global reset. So they have to protect the false narrative. Same goes for the MSM controlled by the conglomerate. Welcome brave new world order.

disqus_3BrONUAJno
disqus_3BrONUAJno
4 months ago
Reply to  John D.

Have you ever read anything by Aldous Huxley?

disqus_3BrONUAJno
disqus_3BrONUAJno
4 months ago
Reply to  John D.

COVID isn’t even much of a flu, if the incompetent military doctors at Walter Reed could cure his sniffles in less than a week.

Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
4 months ago
Reply to  John D.

I don’t even think it’s a flu virus. I suspect it’s either one of many cold virus mutations or non-existent and the inaccurate tests are detecting a range of cold and flu viruses and their remnants in people who had a cold or flu.

disqus_3BrONUAJno
disqus_3BrONUAJno
4 months ago

The common cold is caused by the same group of coronaviruses that cause the flu.
The difference is not in the viruses, it is in the susceptibility of the victims and the ability of their immune systems to defeat or succumb to it.
A sexagenarian that pays attention to the condition of their immune system, like myself, has less to worry about than a 20 something that smokes, drinks, and eats nothing but snack food.
Eddie Van Halen died of throat cancer because he didn’t stop smoking after the first warning.If he’d nurtured his immune system as well as he played guitar, he would have lived into his 80s or 90s.

Иван
Иван
7 months ago

It does exist. Chinese snatched the sample from Canada and stored it in a BSL4 lab before it “escaped” Interesting thing about that bio-weapon, it was engineered to target Asian males specifically.

Now, I remember some rich Billy talking about ‘overpopulation’ …

Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
Saint Jimmy (Russian American)
7 months ago
Reply to  Иван

Well, if that’s the case, the Canadians did a really bad job of making a bio-weapon. In fact, I’d say they failed.

Иван
Иван
7 months ago

It wasn’t Canadians. They don’t have the capability. They just stored it.
Bioweapon is fine. It’s just Chinese have great social cohesion and prevented the spread.

disqus_3BrONUAJno
disqus_3BrONUAJno
4 months ago
Reply to  John D.

Kindly define “the IT-financial conglomerate.”

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