Mass Call Up of Unarmed Troops Needed to Battle Terrorists During a Plague That Necessitates Everyone Stays at Home
During a totally necessary quarantine it's always best to battle terrorists with as big a horde of barehanded troops as possible
Oh look, The Powers That Be couldn’t get real people to turn out for Biden so they’re planting flags so it wouldn’t look so. No no, that can’t be right. That’s way too cynical of me. Surely there are hundreds of thousands of people who would love to attend the inauguration but sadly the establishment must turn them away because there is a deadly invisible virus out there, that nonetheless did not preclude them from calling up 20,000 federalized National Guard soldiers that have nowhere to sleep but on top of each other. But that was necessary because of the grave “domestic terrorist” threat from the unpopular “anti-democracy” side that has no problem getting people to turn out. However, to counter this extremely grave and extremely real threat the troops don’t even need actual ammunition for their fire sticks, they can just as easily combat these extremely dangerous terrorists by throwing their empty pizza boxes at them.
Yup, a threat so grave it can be stopped by troops not issued live ammo necessitated the crowding of 20,000 soldiers into the Imperial Capital during a contagion so dangerous the entire 330-million nation had to be locked down over for 10 months. That is how very real the two threats are.
However, the danger that embarrassingly few people would turn up for Basement Joe is totally non-existent, and could only be suggested by mean, terrorist-sympathizing tongues.
Asked the Guardsmen why they are standing around with unloaded rifles. “I don’t know, I’m just doing what I’m told” pic.twitter.com/fLjMUYYvC9
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) January 18, 2021
Trick question! How do you get 30,000 folks to watch the Biden inauguration? Call in the National Guard. pic.twitter.com/Sg8nU6KNTI
— Daniel F. Baranowski (@DFBHarvard) January 18, 2021
NEW VIDEO #TrumpsNewArmy VOLUME UP
On January 20th Donald Trump will no longer be The Commander in Chief.
He will lose control of the U.S. Armed Forces and take control of a NEW ARMY. pic.twitter.com/59MHHaIegP
— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) January 19, 2021
Sorry … who was staging a military coup again? pic.twitter.com/6VEI8F7aQS
— Consent Factory (@consent_factory) January 13, 2021