Mark Zuckerberg Pops Out of Man’s Shower to Warn Him the Story He’s Reading Is Fake News

BURLINGTON, NJ — Local man Bradley Waters was reading an interesting story he’d seen on Facebook while on the toilet this morning. He wasn’t sure if everything in the story was true, but he thought it was a significant story anyway. He was about to share it on Facebook with some thoughtful comments encouraging his friends to check it out and use their own judgment to figure out if it’s true.

But just as his finger hovered over the share button, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg jumped out from behind his shower curtain to warn him the story might be fake news.

“Greetings, Facebook user! That news story may not be true!” Zuckerberg said as he threw back the curtain, startling Waters half to death.

“AHHHHHH!!!” screamed the man on the toilet as he frantically tried to cover up.

“Now, if you’ll hand over your phone, I’ll make sure that story is permanently blocked so you never have to see that fake news trash again.”

Waters attempted to have Zuckerberg removed from his house, but the tech CEO pointed out the section of Facebook’s terms of service that clearly lays out Zuckerberg’s right to come into your home and correct you on fake news at any time. It also gives Zuckerberg unlimited snack privileges.

Source: The Babylon Bee

Text may contain traces of satire.

  1. ke4ram says

    Snacks,,, Sure, he can have what was just dropped in the commode!

    This is really not satire,,, from what I see it is absolute truth in a exaggerated way.

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  2. Jihadi Colin says

    “Your” house? Zuckerberg has already data stolen your ownership papers. And being a private company, Fakebook has the right to do it!

    1. disqus_3BrONUAJno says

      Being a private company permits theft?

      1. Jimbo Mcgee says

        You don’t undersand what he said.

        Actually, neither do I, lol.

        1. disqus_3BrONUAJno says

          How can you tell that I don’t understand when you don’t?

          1. Jimbo Mcgee says

            It was a joke…

            1. disqus_3BrONUAJno says

              You really need to get better at indicating what isn’t obvious to those of us who aren’t here for laughs.

            2. Jimbo Mcgee says

              Just trying to keep the humor dry!

            3. disqus_3BrONUAJno says

              You need more olives:-)

      2. Jihadi Colin says

        According to the so called liberals anything goes if you’re a private company like Fakebook and Twitter.

        1. disqus_3BrONUAJno says

          They aren’t very private, being on the stock market

  3. Abdul Florsheim says

    Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire for himself & Frisila Chan. Nobody else. Zuckerberg can even suck his own dick & lick his balls ! Zuck is nothing special. Only his money. Zuck has no religion for his god is money, like his Frisilla. Wanker ! While millions around the world are suffering, Zuckerberg blows on his cock to get music out of his arse !

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