In Brazen Act of Aggression, Iran Deploys Its Country Right Next to US Aircraft Carrier
The USS Abraham Lincoln was just minding its own business in the Persian Gulf when Iran sailed up to it
In what’s being called a dangerous act of aggression, the country of Iran has deployed its country right next to the USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group, which was just minding its own business in the Persian Gulf.
“It is clear that Iran wants war,” said National Security Advisor John Bolton. “Our carrier strike group was just off on a pleasure cruise on the other side of the world, and Iran insisted on placing its country right next to it.”
“We will not stand for this kind of saber-rattling,” he said.
Bolton says the U.S. tried to use diplomacy. He stated that a diplomat was sent to Iran to ask nicely if they would consider moving their country away from our military forces and hundreds of bases around the world.
Iran then claimed they couldn’t find any space on the globe that was a safe distance from the U.S. military.
“So as you can see, we tried to be reasonable,” said Bolton, shrugging. “This means war!”
Source: Babylonbee
Since when was the Persian Gulf in the Western Hemisphere?
Maybe Iran should start patrolling Venezuela.
The best Strategy is proxy and land and sea attacks by Rebels, because 1. Rebels are the strongest at it, 2. This new trend will become the new benchmark along with a falling usd.
Backing Rebels will have a Trinity Effect:
1. They will become super warriors
2. Iran and Turkey can act independently and deny involvement just like how nato denies their crimes.
3. It will set a precedent on what proxy attacks are Morally justified, and which ones arent. It will become obvious which side the Proxies are on. (western crimes are so heinous they have to hide them).
Bolton is a New Khazaria citizen.
Know how then Russian Expat and spawn Khazarians are.
Always lying, starting wars on weaker people, raping children, stealing, geocoding whole peoples.
Incoherent. Pray tell, what have you been drinking and smoking?
You mean you did not know Bolton was a Russian expat spawn, a foreigner, not a real American, but a citizen of the Ratschild’s pedophilic Holocausting of the Semitic Indigenous souls crime cabal, located in New Khazaraia, Occupied Palestine?
The ignorance of some folks astounds me!
carriers make great artificial reefs for sea creatures.
carriers make great barrier reefs for halting oil deliveries by tanker.
carriers make big money for MICs.
Apparently you missed WWII.
The Japanese carriers are making great artificial reefs since WW2, maybe it’s time for their former tormentors to join them.
apparently you still think it’s 1940
you too?