CDC Recommends Also Wearing Face Mask on Back of Head in Case Coronavirus Attacks From Rear In addition always sit facing the entrance of any room you’re in with your back to the wall The Onion 27 Jan 21 785 1
Study Finds Most Restaurants Fail Within First Year of It Becoming Illegal to Go to Them "The reality is, no matter how good your food is, that first time someone gets arrested or slapped with a $10,000 fine for trying to eat at your establishment can destroy you.” The Onion 8 Aug 20 1054 0
Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces to US "The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region." The Onion 30 May 20 4835 17
US Army Now Just Chasing Single Remaining ISIS Fighter Around Ruins of Syrian Village Any excuse to stay The Onion 9 Dec 19 1113 5
Iran Worried US Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon Increasingly worried about the United States of America's uranium-enrichment program The Onion 26 Jun 19 989 2
US Claims Drone Was Minding Own Business on Its Way to Church When Iran Attacked It out of Nowhere "We’re talking about a drone that sings in the church choir and coaches little league baseball games on the weekends" The Onion 21 Jun 19 4557 6
