Mandalorian Bounty Hunter Criticized as Anti-Science for Removing Mask The Babylon Bee 20 Dec 20 427 1
Teachers Union Opposes Vaccine as It Might Force Teachers to Teach Again The Babylon Bee 14 Dec 20 386 3
Kamala Harris Upset as Some Old Guy Wanders Into Her Time Magazine Photo Shoot The Babylon Bee 12 Dec 20 684 3
Biden to Defeat Skin Cancer by Ordering Americans to Avoid All Sunlight for 100 Days The Babylon Bee 10 Dec 20 599 2
Only Other Guy in Store Not Wearing Mask Gives You Knowing Look as Though Welcoming You to Secret Society "Welcome to the resistance" The Babylon Bee 9 Dec 20 2654 22
Transition Team Begins Installing Life Alert Buttons Throughout White House Every president has decorated the White House with his own personal flourishes The Babylon Bee 7 Dec 20 507 2
Selfless Democrats Go to Fancy Restaurants, Parties to Show Public What Not to Do Heroic! The Babylon Bee 4 Dec 20 974 12
State Governor Frees All Drug Dealers to Provide Prison Space for Families Celebrating Thanksgiving "Drugs are legal now anyway" The Babylon Bee 26 Nov 20 705 4
Modern-Day Insurrectionists Just Plan on Celebrating Holidays Like Normal The Babylon Bee 25 Nov 20 271 0
South Dakota Wins 2020 Top US Holiday Travel Destination "If you want to do really fun holiday things like eating at a restaurant, going for a walk, or having freedom" The Babylon Bee 23 Nov 20 443 3
The Covid Rouge Fauci: ‘We Must Obey The Government Without Question As The Founding Fathers Intended’ The Babylon Bee 22 Nov 20 592 3
Covid Pol Pots Newsom Announces Curfew So He Won’t Have to Wait in Long Line at Fancy Restaurants The "Stay at Home, Stay Safe, Stay Out of the Lines at my Fancy Napa Restaurants" order The Babylon Bee 21 Nov 20 375 8
Our Benevolent Empire Progress: Biden Administration to Apply ‘Black Lives Matter’ Decals to All Attack Drones And others with "Climate change is real stickers" The Babylon Bee 16 Nov 20 1568 16
Regime Restoration Local Man Wouldn’t Have Believed There Was Election Fraud Except Media, Big Tech Keep Insisting That There Wasn’t The Babylon Bee 14 Nov 20 772 0
In Victory Speech, Biden Assures Americans Elections Were ‘Mostly Legitimate’ The Babylon Bee 11 Nov 20 608 9
Experts Call for 15 Days of Counting to Flatten the Curve of Votes for Trump The Babylon Bee 5 Nov 20 1010 0
Business Owners Boarding Up in Case Party of Love and Tolerance Loses Mostly peaceful demonstrations feared The Babylon Bee 2 Nov 20 711 0
Doomsday Cults HERO: Man Stranded on Desert Island Still Obediently Wearing His Mask The Babylon Bee 25 Oct 20 878 6
Health Experts Now Recommend Maximizing Social Distance by Attending a Biden Rally The Babylon Bee 22 Oct 20 660 9
Mark Zuckerberg Pops Out of Man’s Shower to Warn Him the Story He’s Reading Is Fake News The Babylon Bee 19 Oct 20 568 13
Biden Proposes Mask That Will Cover the Entire Continental US “Come on, man!” responded Biden. “We’re trying to stop a pandemic here. We can’t worry about how you’re trying to grow pickles or whatever.” The Babylon Bee 14 Oct 20 352 4
California Leads Nation by Becoming First State to Mandate Full-Body Masks Very progressive! The Babylon Bee 10 Oct 20 980 13
California Mandates All Food Must Be Consumed Through IV to Ensure Masks Are Never Removed The Babylon Bee 9 Oct 20 1904 14
Media Criticizes Trump for Downplaying Virus Threat by Not Dying As the president begins to show signs of recovery, many worry that this sends the wrong message about the seriousness of the global pandemic The Babylon Bee 6 Oct 20 811 10