California Mandates All Food Must Be Consumed Through IV to Ensure Masks Are Never Removed The Babylon Bee 9 Oct 20 1411 14
Media Criticizes Trump for Downplaying Virus Threat by Not Dying As the president begins to show signs of recovery, many worry that this sends the wrong message about the seriousness of the global pandemic The Babylon Bee 6 Oct 20 642 10
Stay Classy MSM Trump Adds ‘Black Lives Matter’ Sticker to SUV So Media Can’t Claim He’s Spreading COVID Checkmate The Babylon Bee 5 Oct 20 568 5
Party That Wants to Run Your Healthcare Roots for Political Opponent to Die The Babylon Bee 3 Oct 20 285 4
Fauci Renews Pandemic for Highly Anticipated Season 2 "Wait until you hear what we have in store for you next season" The Babylon Bee 26 Sep 20 436 3
The Covid Rouge Cheer Goes up From Crowd of Liberals as COVID Death Counter Hits 200,000 Governor Cuomo also made an appearance at the event to take credit The Babylon Bee 23 Sep 20 440 15
Stay Classy MSM Biden Forgets to Put on Clothes, Media Praises His Majestic Outfit "He's quite a dresser...Well done, Joe. Well done indeed." The Babylon Bee 20 Sep 20 654 8
Mind Virus-19 Governor Newsom Orders All Trees to Wear Masks to Prevent Spread of Wildfires "My proposal is proven and grounded in SCIENCE" The Babylon Bee 16 Sep 20 634 11
Democrats Reveal They Have Planted Dynamite All Around Nation And Will Blow It Up If Biden Isn’t Elected "A vote for Joe Biden is a vote to not die in an elaborately designed Rube Goldberg-style booby trap rigged with confetti and explosives" The Babylon Bee 15 Sep 20 713 3
INFOGRAPHIC: A Guide to Staying Safe From COVID For the left-liberal cultist The Babylon Bee 8 Sep 20 529 0
Politicians Officially Exempted From Lockdown Rules Since Lizard People Can’t Catch COVID The Babylon Bee 2 Sep 20 637 0
Harris Starting to Think This Biden Guy Is Really Dragging Down Her Campaign The Babylon Bee 17 Aug 20 408 2
Biden Says He Can’t Wait to Find Out Who He Picked for VP "Campaign aides say it's been Biden's most anticipated event since he found out he was running for president a few weeks ago" The Babylon Bee 5 Aug 20 757 0
Mind Virus-19 Concerning Rise in Independent Thinking Attributed to School Shutdowns A worrying development! The Babylon Bee 26 Jul 20 719 20
Cuomo-19 Ceremony Honoring Governor Cuomo’s COVID-19 Response to Be Held at Now-Vacant Nursing Home "We just had all this free space opened up," said Cuomo. "This is a great new space to host all kinds of cool events." The Babylon Bee 24 Jul 20 313 5
More People Voluntarily Committing Themselves to Asylums to Escape Insanity of Real World The Babylon Bee 22 Jul 20 485 25
Far-Right Extremist Suggests Treating People of All Races Equally Shocked and horrified sources confirm The Babylon Bee 20 Jul 20 1312 2
Governors Reinstate Lockdowns to Combat Recovering Economy There has been a dangerous spike in jobs, prosperity, and happiness The Babylon Bee 9 Jul 20 782 1
The Covid Rouge In Braveheart Re-Release William Wallace Just Tells the Scottish to Stay Home, Stay Safe "Stay home and stay safe. Yeah, the English will kick us around from time to time, but the important thing is your health" The Babylon Bee 10 Jun 20 443 2
In Show of Solidarity, COVID-19 Vows Not to Infect Anyone Protesting Inequality "It wouldn't be fair for us to continue business as usual when liberals want to protest." The Babylon Bee 5 Jun 20 983 2
Cuomo-19 Governor Cuomo Orders Nursing Homes to Admit Rioters "I don't want to hear any talk of how this might hurt old people. This isn't the Dark Ages -- we listen to SCIENCE in this state!" The Babylon Bee 4 Jun 20 511 3
Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest by Disguising Themselves as Rioters "Churchgoers were given bricks and fake Molotov cocktails before they surrounded the church with menacing looks on their faces" The Babylon Bee 3 Jun 20 510 0
