Great Britain Invites 5.4 Million Hong Kong Residents, Expects 300,000 Will Take the Offer No invite for mainlanders who moved to Hong Kong after 1997 BBC 25 Jan 21 363 0
British Government COVID Cult Experts Speak Out Against Board Games for Christmas Totally not unhinged, overbearing and drunk with power BBC 27 Nov 20 378 13
Heart-Warming UK Clarifies Lockdown Can Be Broken for the Purpose of Seeking Euthanasia But if the same deathly-sick person wants to live normally or gather with its family for Christmas then that is not permitted BBC 6 Nov 20 625 4
The Covid Rouge SORRY TO HAVE KILLED YOU: Cancer Patient Left Inoperable After Lockdown Delay "After 52 rounds of chemotherapy the cancer became operable, which was a great sign" BBC 29 Aug 20 458 10
Australian PM Says COVID Vaccine — Which Doesn’t Yet Exist — Will Be Mandatory, Then Backtracks Health Minister still "open" to making it mandatory for some BBC 24 Aug 20 516 6
No Apocalypse One in Four People in Delhi Already Had the COVID “Plague” — the City Is Still Standing 4.65 million people, who are overwhelmingly all still alive BBC 26 Jul 20 879 1
Congrats Covid Rouge! German Zoo May Have to Feed Animals to Each Other "We've listed the animals we'll have to slaughter first" BBC 15 Apr 20 659 2
Persia Under Siege Iran Refuses to Finger Saudi Arabia in Red Sea Tanker Oil Spill Somebody trying to set up an Iranian-Saudi war? BBC 12 Oct 19 1273 4
Adventures in Trumpia Trump Cancels Copenhagen Visit Because Denmark Won’t Sell Him Greenland Is he really this entitled, or is this some 7D distraction method from the real issues? BBC 21 Aug 19 506 8
UN Says More Afghan Civilians Killed by US and Collaborators Than the Taliban 363 civilians including 89 children were killed in airstrikes in the first half of 2019 BBC 31 Jul 19 250 6
Pirate Who Would Be PM Says Will Release Captured Tanker If Iran Pinky Swears It’s Not Headed to Syria Jeremy Hunt gets to snatch non-British ships if they're headed for the wrong country? BBC 15 Jul 19 377 5
Russian Aggression Putin Sees No Reason to Keep on Living After Non-Invite to WWII Sideshow Anniversary Has best friend Xi over for a three-day visit but would much rather be drinking tea with the Queen and people who hate him BBC 7 Jun 19 1243 8
