Die From the COVID Vaccine? That’s How You Know It’s Working

Trust science

I hear a lot of people complaining about the “adverse events” they experience after the COVID vaccine. Redness, fever, paralysis. Just stop with the petty complaining bullsh*t. Okay?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but those “symptoms” are how you know it’s working.

How would you feel if you got a vaccine and didn’t get any side effects? How would you know you didn’t get something benign like saline?

No, listen, you anti-science luddites, the vaccine is fine. All vaccines are fine. All drugs that all pharmaceutical companies have made are fine. There are no adverse events, just confirmation that the drugs work.

I would go even as far as saying that if the vaccine kills you, then you know it’s working. Except you wouldn’t “know” anything at that point because you’d be dead, but we would know. And it would confirm my bias, and that’s the most important thing.

If you question any of this you’re anti-science. Dr. Fauci is science itself and he says the vaccine is fine. Of course you may have to get multiple boosters, maybe even twice a day, but it’s going to work eventually. Give science a chance. Trust science, even if you have to sacrifice your own life to it like the juggernaut.

Source: Genesius Times

Text may include traces of satire.

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vercingetorige
vercingetorige
16 days ago

Anthropologist Says, All Vaccinated People Will Die Within Two Years! 3.16 Billion Dead! bitchute.com/video/SFz67xuzCsD0/

Mr Reynard
Mr Reynard
16 days ago
Reply to  vercingetorige

Vercingetorix ! It’s written in stone !
Georgia Guide-Stones !

ken
ken
16 days ago

Stop with the satire!

Fraudci, governments and the medical nazis are using it on the dumbshits in the cult.

And they believe it!!!

note: this post may contain satire.

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Jai Nitai
Jai Nitai
16 days ago
Reply to  ken
Jerry Hood
Jerry Hood
16 days ago

There are plenty of CovIDIOTS!!! A true goyim for slaughter!!!

Mr Reynard
Mr Reynard
16 days ago
Reply to  Jerry Hood

Vaccinees are often driven by an aggressive fear that they have made a mistake, which is why they would like to dilute their mistake by forcing everyone to make it.

Helga Weber
Helga Weber
16 days ago

That is how for the world has come. People are nothing.

Lawrence Beck
Lawrence Beck
16 days ago
Reply to  Helga Weber

Please correct me if I’m mistaken Helga, but I’m guessing that English is not your first language. I think you meant to say: “That is how far the world has come. People know nothing.”

Eddy
Eddy
15 days ago
Reply to  Lawrence Beck

I beg to differ. I feel Helga meant exactly what she posted. “People are nothing “.

Lawrence Beck
Lawrence Beck
16 days ago

The only thing missing is the emblem of a Skull and Crossbones on the doctor’s smock and on the syringe.

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