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Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People to Ignore Government and Live Their Lives

“Usually, the freedom we see in the wild is fairly mild”

U.S.— Experts are warning of yet another new problem facing the nation: They’ve spotted a new, more dangerous freedom variant spreading among the populace. This freedom is so virulent that people infected by it feel they can ignore government edicts about masks and lockdowns.

“Usually, the freedom we see in the wild is fairly mild,” explained CDC official Hubert Pratt. “It’s just freedom to passionately express one of the approved viewpoints on social media or freedom to pick one of the three Obamacare options. But now we see people acting like politicians aren’t in charge of them at all, and it’s dangerous.”

With the new freedom variant, there’s been an outbreak of people not wearing masks, teaching their children their own values, and expressing ideas the Biden Administration would rather they not. Moreover, this freedom is highly contagious, even sometimes breaking into blue states once thought to be immune.

Experts recommend only staying on highly moderated social media sites and watching approved network news to avoid being infected. They also tell people to watch out for the signs of this dangerous freedom variant in others: masklessness, smiling, and prominent displays of the American flag.

Source: The Babylon Bee

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ken
ken
1 month ago

The Bee is great!

They’ve spotted a new, more dangerous freedom variant spreading among the populace.”

I so wish that were true. The only thing I see are more dumbasses.

NobodySAIDboo
NobodySAIDboo
1 month ago
Reply to  ken

you do not see many people laughing anymore, when they should all be laughing at the virus scams and the Jew pigs doing it

Larry
1 month ago

MASKS DO NOTHING to stop viruses. NOTHING! 80% of those that got ill WERE WEARING A USELESS MASK! They DO on the other hand CAUSE a host of HEALTH PROBLEMS. Oxygen deprivation, dental problems, BACTERIAL PNEUMONIA and more.
Figures vary now from 5000 to ???,000 DEAD IN US BECAUSE OF THIS POISON THAT MAY BE SELF-SPREADING like the 1918 PLANDEMIC SPANISH FLU /SMALLPOX VACCINE. Its VERY important to understand EPSTEIN GUILTY Trump’s ROLE in this so you dont make the SAME MISTAKES or support him as he MAKES MORE! CASES NOT DEATHS! EVENT 201 proves this was all a PLANNED FARCE! Understand that Epstein GUILTY Trumpy is a deep state FAKE like all others before him and gave Gates GAVI group a BILLION to FORCE a DNA ALTERING NOT-a-vaccine on YOU using the MILITARY in a ‘powerful way’ at “WARP SPEED” Gates controlled and funded Fauci AND Birx and they ALL should be EXECUTED. Trump PARTIED WITH Clintons, Gates and EPSTEIN and AS A DEMOCRAT! BOTH parties in the US are two sides of the SAME COIN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pV1U9s3vJ0

Juan
Juan
1 month ago
Reply to  Larry

The Paul’s (Ron and Jr.) are largely ignored and shouldn’t be. Old Ron Paul still releases highly thoughtful and informative videos and blog entries, enjoy while he’s still with us. Young Jr. Paul (Rand) on the other side is a light-Paul, at least until a cowardly and savage attack by a deranged democrat (but I repeat myself) that almost cost him his life red pilled him for good (apparently).

Steven Ginn
Steven Ginn
1 month ago
Reply to  Larry

You are a Demotard mental deficient.

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