Cuomo Wins Al-Qaeda’s ‘Jihadi of the Year’ Prize for Killing 3x More Americans Than 9/11

Takes home the golden grenade launcher

Takes home the golden grenade launcher

MIDDLE EAST—Emmy winner and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo scored another award this week as Al-Qaeda honored him with their Jihadi of the Year prize for killing more Americans than they ever have–three times as many Americans as the terrorist organization did on 9/11.

“We really thought we outdid everybody with our attacks on 9/11,” Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri said. “We thought nobody would ever be able to pull off something equivalent or worse than our attacks.

“But you know, Cuomo did it and more power to him. He did an amazing job, so our hats off to the scumbag infidel. He will take home the golden grenade launcher.

“Next year’s contestants are really going to have to work harder. I know some Jihadis that are aiming for Cuomo’s record as we speak – it’ll be carnage and murder on a scale never seen before.”

Cuomo humbly accepted the award. “Sure I was the one who murdered all those senior citizens, but I made sure to do it while wearing a mask and social distancing.”

Following the slogan, “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,” Al-Qaeda officially hired Cuomo as its new leader.

Cuomo will be staring in the hit new show next year called “How I Killed Your Grandmother.”

Source: Genesius Times

Text may contain traces of satire.

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ken
ken
7 months ago

Their killing the elderly all across the world,,, hotspots are Germany, Israel, the US and UK. The UK is bragging on how much pension money they saved. Many of them are in nursing homes. A video shows many trying to fight the injection but three or more ‘nurses’ hold them still while another shoots them up. What a species we are!

All this over a alleged disease that has a 99.87 recovery rate and higher if certain drugs are allowed to be used. Of course these drugs were made illegal in most countries to further advance the vaxx agenda.

The following link is a video that shows many elderly are dying after taking the concoction.

https://rumble.com/vdml5h-many-dying-in-israel-following-the-experimental-pfizer-covid-mrna-injection.html

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L Garou
L Garou
7 months ago

(aka) The Gotham Ghoul..

Eileen Kuch
Eileen Kuch
7 months ago
Reply to  L Garou

Exactly, L. Garou; the Gotham Ghoul (I like that moniker, fits Cuomo to a T) finally got a reward for his crimes against humanity by murdering over 5,000 senior citizens in nursing homes and assisted living centers throughout New York – the reward being a golden grenade launcher.
Nothing like the al-Qaeda Jihadi of the year, eh, Governor Cuomo?

BADGER BADGERISM
BADGER BADGERISM
7 months ago

somebody throw this punk under citizens arrest

Thomas Turk
Thomas Turk
7 months ago

Wow, what sort of channel is this. 911? Jihadists? Does author really believe that the public believes that an Arab in an Afghan cave shut down the 1/2T$ US air defenses with his laptop, then had his L pilot, who couldn’t solo a Cessna172 with 600 logged hours, fly a hologram right though the Twins at 550mph? Like this. Search.. 9/11 Hologram Plane Theory – Bill Cooper RIP Nov 5 2001

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