Bill Gates Warns of the Sacrifices We’ll Have to Make in Stirring Speech Given From His 650 Million Dollar Super Yacht

“I wanted a 500ft, 1 billion-dollar mega yacht, but I settled for this clunker just to show how committed I am to the cause”

“If we go just 15 years without cars, burning fossil fuels, and we all eat bugs we can reverse the damage to our planet. 

Bill Gates, one of the wealthiest men alive, is passionate about fighting climate change. In a recent interview, he warned everyone of the sacrifices we will have to make to avoid a climate disaster. This statement was broadcasted live from his 367 foot long, 650 million dollar superyacht, the Aqua. 

“It won’t be easy. There are a great many obstacles we must overcome if we are to survive climate change,” said Bill Gates. “But this may mean giving up some of the luxuries we love the most. We will all have to substantially reduce our travel, fuel expenditures, and switch entirely to synthetic meats. Only then do we stand a chance.”

Mr. Gates stressed how we will all have to put all of our resources together if we really want to make a difference. “I wanted a 500ft, 1 billion-dollar mega yacht, but I settled for this clunker just to show how committed I am to the cause,” said Mr. Gates as he left his onboard 5-star spa. “If we go just 15 years without cars, burning fossil fuels, and we all eat bugs we can reverse the damage to our planet.” 

Bill Gates was excited to announce the first of its kind hydrogen-powered engine onboard the Aqua. “There’s truly nothing like it. But I just don’t get why everyone else on the planet can’t switch to a state-of-the-art, prototype fuel source like me!”

Mr. Gates wanted to say more, but he was informed his prime rib had just come off the charcoal grill. When we met up with him on the 7th floor he was already eating something suspiciously not synthetic looking. “You’ll get used to the taste!” he said. “I know for me I almost think it’s the real thing!”

Once again, our interview with Bill Gates was cut short as we heard a helicopter landing on one of the yacht’s upper decks. “Oh! That must be John Kerry!” said Mr. Gates. “He’s here to talk about making the burning of fossil fuels punishable by death!”

Source: The Babylon Bee

Text may contain traces of satire

  1. ken says

    Love the Bee!

    “If we go just 15 years without cars, burning fossil fuels, and we all eat bugs we can reverse the damage to our planet. “

    If we lockdown just 2 weeks we can flatten the curve and return to normal….

    1. Mr Reynard says

      Hmm.. Any Russian, Indian, Belorussian submarine with a VA-111 Shkval Torpedo blowing a $650 million boat ??
      Press release from either country .. Ooops it was a mistake , Sorry we will investigate thoroughly the incident ?

  2. nnn says

    What a skunk

    1. L Garou says

      Sheesh, where’s an AGM-84 when we really need one..

  3. Séamus Ó Néill says

    The only attention that should be paid to this mass murdering psychopath is his overdue arrest for crimes against humanity. Being a billionaire, or his obvious mental instability, will not excuse him for his worldwide genocide. He will be tried in a “Nuremberg” style international court along with countless other unmentionables and this planet will be forever cleansed of this scum….after a fair trial, of course !

    1. AllanKaplan says

      “He’ll be tried in a Nuremberg style international court”… who will toll the bell? There are far bigger genocidal killers in our midst i.e, Geroge W. Bush and his entire administration, NutAndYahoo, Queen of England, King of Saudi Arabia, all of the leaders of the 5-eye countries to add to such “Nuremberg tria” agenda… in a dream!

  4. David H Mende says

    Nobody would talk that dumb. Nobody.

  5. Afshin R Nejat says

    It’s over the heads of the uninitiated (most people), but if you are a big believer in the climate change by humans narrative, then doing all those silly things might somehow help, because you are already believing in magic. But unfortunately, it is not an outright lie to just say the words “man-made climate change is real” because it is true that man-made weather change is real. And a climate can be effectively changed, at least temporarily, with successive or severe changes in weather. Phenomena in Texas we would not expect to see might be just one instance of such activity. The lie is in how it is claimed this is occurring, that it is people not going without cars (or property), living on the Agenda 2030 reservation, eating insects and who knows what else, and being happy with that. That this would be a solution is the primary lie. The lie that connects them to the truth of the words “man-made climate change is real” is that they claim that human carbon output is the cause of the problem. Odd then that there would be so much spraying of aerosols in the skies for so long. Odd then that Gates would suggest doing such spraying to block out the sun or influence the weather, in other words. That’s not what’s causing any climate change. But what is causing such change, if it is or if it is just exploiting such, is the aggregate of illicit influence that wants to exploit such a narrative for explicitly social engineering purposes. Probably the biggest Crime ever committed on the face of the Earth.

  6. Thomas Turk says

    Poorly informed Billy Gates.   ”Doctored Data, Not U.S. Temperatures, Set a Record This Year by James Taylor” .. and.. ”EconLog. 1.6%, Not 97%, Agree that Humans are the Main Cause of Global Warming. By David Henderson”.. and.. ”The UK Telegraph in their ClimateGate Series exposed the U of Exeter Climate Scientists, who were tasked with supplying the UN’s IPCC with temperature data.. for having deliberately placed thermometers on rooftops next to hot air con outlets, on black tarmac car parks, in city centers and supplied many readings from Russian locations with NO thermometers”. 

  7. Jim Yost says

    Coronamania Quotes – Regarding mentally and morally deranged hypocrites like Dr. Falsie and Bill Gates and people in power who they control (or who control them), their cockamamie face diaper mandates, ‘Lockdowns,’ vaccines, social distancing, etc. and the ever growing public outcry against them and their worthless agendas:

    “Woe unto them that decree unrighteous decrees, and that write grievousness which they have prescribed.” Isaiah 10:1 in the King James Version
    “Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against.” Thomas Carlyle
    “The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion.” Frederick Douglass
    “Any general loathing of a gang or sect usually has some sound basis in instinct.” Ezra Pound
    “Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.” Henry David Thoreau
    “Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.” Henry David Thoreau
    “It’s better to die on your feet than live on your knees.” Alexander Lukashenko
    “They will create the virus themselves and will sell you the antidote.” Muammar al Gaddafi
    “The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, pervasive, and unrealistic.” John F. Kennedy.
    “Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.” Joseph Goebbels (Director of Hitler’s ministry of propaganda)
    “It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts the weak.” Eric Hoffer
    “Those who fervently seek the annihilation of others are really driven by the longing for self-annihilation.” Emile Durkheim
    “All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries and credulities of mankind.” Henry Ward Beecher 
    “If all else fails, immorality can always be assured by spectacular error.” John Kenneth Galbraith
    “Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them.” Frederick Douglass
    “The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.” Frederick Douglass
    “The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a worldwide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the outstanding event of the decade.” Hannah Arendt, 1969 
    “The greatest evil perpetrated is the evil committed by nobodies, that is by human beings who refuse to be persons.” Hannah Arendt
    “Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is rotten to the core.” Hannah Arendt
    “Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity are still the last guarantee of their loyalty.” Hannah Arendt
    “Before man’s leaders seize the power to fit reality to their lies, their propaganda is marked by its extreme contempt for facts as such, for in their opinion fact depends entirely on the power of men who can fabricate it.” Hannah Arendt
    “Love by its very nature is unworldly, and it is for this reason, rather than its rarity, that it is not only apolitical but antipolitical, perhaps the most powerful of all antipolitical forces.” Hannah Arendt 
    “Suffering by nature or chance never seems so painful as suffering inflicted on us by the arbitrary will of another.” Arthur Schopenhauer
    “If you give someone power, they’re going to use it.” Dr. Paul Craig Roberts
    “Force does not constitute right… obedience is due only to legitimate powers.” Jean-Jacques Rousseau
    “Dressed in the lion’s skin the ass spread terror far and wide.” Jean de La Fontaine
    “Force may make hypocrites, but it can never make converts.” William Penn
    “Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.” William Penn
    “Let the people think they govern, and they will be governed.” William Penn
    “Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.” Murphy (from Murphy’s Laws)
    “It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.” Murphy.
    “If you build a system that a fool can use, only a fool will use it.” Murphy
    “The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.” Nikola Tesla
    “The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment. The Law of God is in his heart; none of his steps shall slide. The wicked watcheth the righteous and seeketh to slay him. The Lord will not leave him in his hand, nor condemn him when he is judged. Wait on the Lord and keep his way, and he shall exalt thee to inherit the land. I have seen the wicked in great power, and spreading himself like a green bay tree. Yet he passed away, and lo, he was not: Yea, I sought him but he could not be found.” Psalm 37:30-36 in the King James Version.

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