Biden Forgets to Put on Clothes, Media Praises His Majestic Outfit

"He's quite a dresser...Well done, Joe. Well done indeed."

Joe Biden was taken out of the cooler in his campaign bus to give a speech at a campaign stop today, but oops! He forgot to put on clothes.

No worries for the Biden campaign, though. The media quickly praised his “regal” and “elegant” outfit, calling it “majestic” and “presidential.”

“Look at that perfect business suit he’s wearing — looks like real presidential material to me!” said one CNN reporter before going off to write a puff piece on Kamala Harris’ shoes.

“He’s quite a dresser — really knows how to wear that stylish and elegant suit well,” whispered an MSNBC reporter. “Well done, Joe. Well done indeed.”

But one young boy who wandered into the campaign event, thinking it to be a fun clown show, took one look at Biden and shouted, “Hey, he’s not wearing any clothes!”

The other journalists all turned and looked at him, shocked at his gaslighting.

“Get him!” they cried. But, instead of tackling him, they observed social distancing guidelines and simply went after his old tweets.

Source: The Babylon Bee

  1. disqus_3BrONUAJno says

    He was just testing the emperor’s new clothes.

  2. michael houston says

    great article…..if only it were satire……

    1. Saint Jimmy (Russian American) says

      C.J. Hopkins…. Always great stuff and right on target….

      1. Jihadi Colin says

        Isn’t even a joke really. The worse the war crimes committed by Killary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama the more the Amerikastani Empire media fell over themselves praising them. The only time said media called Donald Trump “presidential” was when he launched missiles at Syria on false pretences.

        1. Saint Jimmy (Russian American) says

          Several months ago, Hopkins wrote an essay and, essentially, he began the essay by stating that nothing is funny any more and that he can’t be funny any more. I agree with him. Nothing is funny, any more. The Gods of Comedy fled the United States a decade or more ago.

          1. Jihadi Colin says

            I draw a satirical comic strip – Jihadi Colin (my display picture) is a character in it – and I realised a while ago that no matter how absurd I try to make it I end up writing predictions, not satire.

            1. Saint Jimmy (Russian American) says

              Yep. That’s it. Robin Williams mentioned to a friend that he couldn’t be funny, any more, shortly before he committed suicide.

  3. richard kingston says

    The corpo-rat owned CNN /MSNBC they dare not follow their masters agenda, both slop so-called news channels loaded with degenerates, paid-off serfs and lackeys. RT is one super news channel.. the one they pick on all the time… its great reporters, guests are real free and able to be truthful, George

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