Do you love vaccines? Do you love injecting yourself with vaccines? Would you shoot a vaccine into your eyeball if there was nowhere left to stick it? Yes? Well, read on because you might be an anti-vaxxer.
If you think vaccines are the best thing after sliced bread and love injecting them into yourself and your children as long as:
- They are against a disease that’s actually severe and an actual threat to them.
- They are proven to actually help.
- They have concluded their long-term safety trials satisfactory and safely.
If that is your position then since 2020, You Sir, are a science-denying anti-vaxxer stupid person!
To be a Science Believer in 2021 you have to inject yourself with anything that politicians label a vaccine, as soon as it hits the shelves, against an illness no matter how trivial to you.
So you better do it, because of course you want to be a Science Believer. That’s the crowd that all the rational, cautious, conservative, non-excitable, independent-minded, and self-assured people are a part of.
So get your chemical cocktail today! You wouldn’t want to be left out of the herd, would you?