Bill Gates: The Last Technocratic Hero Falls

“Every problem in the world, from climate change, to poverty, to hunger, was to Bill Gates just a logic problem, a bug in the program to be ironed out so that the system runs as smoothly as it can”

In the latter years of the last millennium (as far as I can gather from the sitcoms) future president Donald Trump, while hardly cracking any global lists of notable net worths, was certainly the most famously rich person in the United States, if not in the world. He was the cultural referent, the ubiquitous synonym for “rich guy” in just about any situation. In a lot of ways, too, he did typify the upper classes of his time: gaudy, seedy, showy, somewhere on the border between old money and new—not to mention the border between two entirely different eras.

The ’90s Donald Trump of 2021—with Donald Trump himself transformed into something else entirely—is obviously Jeff Bezos. The times have changed, and so the cultural ubiquity is less about off-the-rack suits and Home Alone cameos and more about guillotines and lizard people. When we talk about the Rich Guy™️ now it’s as a soulless capitalist, an object of burning populist rage rather than lighthearted ridicule. Any given Rich Guy is a reflection of his moment, and every moment has one (at least since the name Rockefeller entered the public consciousness).

In between, when I was growing up, the role was filled by Bill Gates. It was the start of the new millennium, and the age of computers with it—computers as a dominant force in society, that is. The keys to the kingdom no longer belonged to the sons of rich men with monomaniacal devotion to (and keen talents for constructing) their personal brands; they belonged to the nerds. Every boy with a brain was told to stick to the books so he could grow up to be Bill Gates. In a moment when power relied not on brute force, nor on charm, nor any of the other traditional means of building social capital, but on cold, hard, left-brain acuity, Bill Gates was king.

And he loved it. This isn’t much of a secret. For a bespectacled programmer who is something less than an Adonis, the Microsoft founder has always harbored a remarkable love for the limelight and the cameras, relishing the public attention his cultural-economic status guaranteed. That may, in part, be why in 2008—13 years into his streak as richest man in the world—Gates left full-time work at Microsoft to devote his primary attention to philanthropy. Trips to Africa with lots of cameras make for great PR.

But there is also something more to Gates’s aggressive philanthropic efforts than just photo ops with brown kids. Unlike, say, a Bezos, who only dabbles in philanthropy when he absolutely has to (to keep the guillotines away), Gates has always seemed sincere. He has always displayed a genuine interest in his globe-spanning, world-shaping projects, and his leadership of the Gates Foundation is by all accounts active and intense.

What is particularly interesting is that—because he is through-and-through the avatar of the digital moment—Gates always approached those efforts (and, by extension, his whole career as the Rich Guy of the millennium’s dawn) with an intensely computerized mindset. Every problem in the world, from climate change, to poverty, to hunger, was to Bill Gates just a logic problem, a bug in the program to be ironed out so that the system runs as smoothly as it can.

This is technocracy in its purest and most intense form. The Third World doesn’t have adequate food supplies? Buy all the land you can and optimize its efficiency to bring global food production up to peak system performance. Generational, regionally concentrated poverty? A few targeted Gates Foundation grants and programs can … shall we say, relieve population demands … in order to foster opportunity and growth. Progress is lagging, or distributed in some kind of imbalance? Educational inputs are sure to effect correlating outputs.

For a long time, this was how things ran. People confident in their utopian visions would lay out programs for their attainment, and if (like Bill Gates) they had the means, those programs would start to run. Of course, because the world is not actually a computer system, the intended effects have never really materialized. But even still, the technocratic impulse of the digital age held out for quite a while.

If that impulse is to be identified with its most prominent champion, though, then it seems finally to have been snuffed out—or at least removed from the pinnacle of power. The man from Microsoft is no longer on top. In fact, he has experienced one of the most dramatic and precipitous falls from grace in recent memory. His wife, Melinda (née French), has decided on a divorce—perhaps the biggest piece of news to come out in May so far. Soon after the divorce proceedings became public, the New York Times reported that Gates “had [a] reputation for questionable behavior” long before his divorce. Some of the most significant examples of such behavior included bumbling romantic advances towards subordinates and professional acquaintances. Far more damning, however, is reporting from the Daily Beast and elsewhere that Gates’s associations with financier and networking predator Jeffrey Epstein were far more extensive than previously realized. While Bill insists that the relationship has been overplayed by the media, it seems clear that Epstein was the impetus for the couple’s high-profile divorce.

Gates says he was unaware of Epstein’s less respectable activities, and there is no evidence at this point suggesting otherwise. The Daily Beast proposes that the philanthropist approached the relationship in the hopes that the well-connected financier could deliver him a Nobel Prize. It has likewise been suggested that his recent philanthropic and innovative endeavors are aimed toward this singular end.

I’m not sure it’s so simple. Gates—for all his many, massive faults—is actually less shallow than that. He doesn’t just want the Nobel Prize. He wants to earn the Nobel Prize—or, at least, to feel like he’s earned it. Assuming his character is both legible and consistent, he wants it not merely as a credential (granted, the credential), but as acknowledgment that the world has been reshaped in his image—laid out, of course, in binary code. If he gets it now, though, it will be a bit of a surprise; the world is a few years past the kind of malignant optimism that the tech mogul hopes will seal the deal.

With the end of Bill Gates’s era, the systematic and even hopeful elements of technocracy are giving way to more cynical replacements. Methodical, programmatic idealism has lost all the sway it held just a few short years ago. The only oligarchs we’re left with are those whose evil is far more apathetic and amoral than it is ambitious or self-righteous. The Age of Gates is over; the Age of Bezos—in which the reigning few drop both the pretense of a moral vision and the admission of their will to power—has begun. Nobody is pretending that they can run the world towards its ideal ends anymore; they just want to run the world.

Whether we’re better or worse off is impossible to say, and even considering the question is enough to drive a sensible person mad.

Source: The American Conservative

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  • yuri

    does gates exist?
    he could be a hologram created by Soros or the CIA

    • Ronnie

      The entire country is a hologram. Goblin’s and leaping freaks and that’s just Congress.

  • Ronnie

    Bill needs the “Blue Screen treatment.” Wait he appears to be getting it.
    What or who brought this on? No “Blue ticks,” very strange.

  • kkk

    Another pervert down

  • Ultrafart the Brave

    “Whether we’re better or worse off is impossible to say, and even considering the question is enough to drive a sensible person mad.”

    Really? You must have a particularly fragile intellect to be so challenged by such a simple question.

    No, your implicit bias toward Bill Gates’ innocence notwithstanding, it’s not impossible to say whether we’re better or worse off with creepy Bill sliding ever so slowly out of the picture. In fact, the evidence leads directly to a most emphatic and completely unambiguous conclusion which serves as the undisputed answer to your allegedly impossible question.

    Just ask the 100,000 Kenyan women who were sterilised without their knowledge or consent by creepy Bill’s “vaccines”, or the parents of the many hundreds of Filipino children killed by that same creepy Bill’s “vaccines”, or the millions of disenfranchised and poverty-stricken African farmers enjoying the “benefits” of creepy Bill’s ground-breaking agricultural “improvement” programs, and now the many hundreds of millions of people all over the planet enjoying the long-term lethal consequences of creepy Bill’s pre-planned totalitarian policy responses and yet more toxic “vaccines” to deal with the globally orchestrated and patently fake Corona Chan “pandemic”.

    Maybe seeking an answer to the question of whether we’ll be better off without the likes of creepy Bill pulling genocidal stunts in their quest to rule the world might send someone like you mad, but that hardly qualifies you as a “sensible person”.

    To a “sensible person”, the answer to that question is self-evident.

    • Juan

      Yep, “idealistic” psychos are way way more dangerous than pragmatic ones. The second group is content with just their power and privileges, and they may even (in their own interest) leave you alone to thrive (more consumption and tax revenue). Idealistic psychos might well exterminate humanity to accomplish some weird dream, or f’up your private life to force you to conform to their ideal society.

  • Robin

    People with their own jets are baby rapists and murderers.

  • Juan

    “Every problem in the world, from climate change, to poverty, to hunger, was to Bill Gates just a logic problem, a bug in the program to be ironed out so that the system runs as smoothly as it can”

    Given Microsoft dismal record at dealing with their software bugs…. no more comment your Honor.

  • Bobby

    Bill Gates is in many ways an abominable individual. When his partner, the late Paul Allen, was sick with the chronic disease that eventually took him, Gates was planning to usurp all of Allan’s Microsoft stock behind his back. Gates seems to be the typical blue blood Ner-Do Well, who has no allegiance to his own culture and certainly no love lost for those people who actually made him rich. He disgusts me as do Tim Cook and all the rest of the tech moguls, all of whom became rich off the people they now diss.

  • jeff jones

    What an apologetic butt sniffing endorsement for one the world’s ugliest souls. A complete rip off like Zuckenberg of others creations. And a Africa killing experimental vaccine inventing eugenic is not talked about with this butt sniffing journalist at all.

  • Fred not Reed

    Been in computing 40 years.
    Gates has from Day 1 has been the most execrable archetype possible for a robber barons, one who has actually set computing back a LIFETIME. Can’t wait till his grave becomes a unisex toilet.

  • April Preston

    Funny

  • DDearborn

    Hmmm

    To suggest that the richest man in the world would spend many, many days and nights with the likes of an Epstein without a detailed dossier in hand provided by his massive staff defies all credibility. Gates is well known as a fanatic about prep work and he is a fanatic about “information”. He is also known for his monstrous ego his pathological need to prove his intellectual superiority. Remember, he claims he was just hanging out with the guys talking. Which means before he set foot inside Epstein’s various dens of iniquity, he would have read everything there was to know about his host and anyone else of note that would be there he might have to engage in actual debate…

    And for the record, virtually all the children who were raped as well as staff in their sworn statements made note of the fact that the Epstein and his deviant guests made little effort to hide the rampant illicit drug use, the sex with children, and all the other deviant behavior that went on. Which makes it virtually impossible for Gates or anyone else that spent more than a couple hours at any of Epstein’s “gatherings” NOT to have known exactly what was going on.

    Even in the highly unlikely event he or the likes of Alan Dershowitz, who also was a repeat “guest” did not commit illegal acts themselves, it seems virtually impossible for them not to have witnessed them occurring. And yet, neither one of these so called “men” ever reported anything to the authorities. And in the case of Deshowitz, he had not just a moral, but a legal fiduciary responsibility to have immediately gone to the Police. Again, neither man made any attempt to contact law enforcement. Instead, they both kept coming back, again and again…

    It seems that the rich and powerful can lie with impunity and a straight face when they swear up and down: But officer! I never actually inhaled that lit joint in my mouth!…..Because in America, the more money/powerful friends you have the more equal your justice…Come to think of it, Billy Clinton and his equal vile and perverted wife spent a LOT of time with Epstein as well. Not to worry America, they never inhaled either…….

  • Aziz Khalfan

    But even if our wondrous world were a computer system, say like Microsoft OS, it would be fraught with nagging viruses, of the digital kind, which Bill Gates of Hell has been unable to iron-out from his Windows.