Amerika!: The Horror Story

No one seems to be quite sure where this creature first lurked from. What foul crypt lays claim to the title of the beast’s cradle? Most trembling fingers point towards Europe, to the land of Caligula and Vlad Tepes. In a haunted stammer they say Rome, Athens, London. But there is evidence of its existence going back thousands of years and stretching from the peaks of the Andes to the shores of the Orient. Perhaps it has always been with us. Perhaps it clawed its way from the loins of our darkest nightmares. From the fevered visions of landless peasants who in their weakness starved and thirsted for unspeakable power. A thousand whispers screaming ‘more’ like a howling wind. We may never know, and if we did, we may very well wish we hadn’t. But regardless of the womb of such a wicked force for human havoc, whether it gestated beneath the English throne or nursed itself upon Vatican wine, its name stands tall and unobscured. The beast called Imperialism. Its shadow stretches across the entirety of this savage planet. But today it stands tallest, perhaps taller than it ever has before, upon the shoulders of purple mountains majesty and the graves of Wounded Knee. Today, imperialism is pronounced AMERIKA!

Empire’s deadliest incarnation was born from the deeds of self-righteous wicked men. This thing that would someday colonize the earth was a colony itself. The great empires of Europe had sent their deadliest killers to the stony shores of the New World in search of treasure to plunder. They found a strange new hemisphere ripe for rape and honey. The English soon established the colonies that would serve host to a new Rome. They had no idea what evil they had unleashed. Centuries of savagery, of genocide and slavery, had created an insatiable hunger in the men who would be declared this new nation’s founding fathers. They wanted more. They wanted so much more. And they weren’t content to share their spoils with the Queen. They wanted their own crown. London realized that their greed had given birth to a monster more wicked than their wildest dreams. Terrified, they rushed to pull the plug on their Amerikan murder machine, but it was already too late. After attempting to hobble its march to power by curtailing the slave trade and granting recognition to the Indian Nations still standing on its frontier, the Founding Fathers launched a successful coup against their English overlords and declared the fitful farce a revolution. These psychopaths perverted the name of democracy much the way Rome and England had Christianity, and used its hollowed-out title to justify the greatest killing spree in the history of mankind.

Possessed by the demons of Manifest Destiny, Amerika wasted precious little time after defeating their English masters on anything remotely resembling peace. There was simply too much killing to do, too many brown bodies to throttle and mutilate with steam howling trains and cackling Gatling guns. Amerika spread like a disease from sea too shining sea, smashing anything that stood in its way. It chased the remaining European empires from its continent and slaughtered entire races of indigenous people in a holocaust that would one day inspire Hitler. But the North American continent wasn’t enough. Nothing was. Once the empire had tasted flesh, its hunger became insatiable. It took the southern half of its hemisphere with gunboats and caudillos, and cast its chains across the Pacific Ocean to the Philippines where the Indian massacres continued. When given the opportunity to take Europe in the waning days of the empires that birthed it, Amerika jumped like a jackal at the opportunities afforded it by two world wars. At the end of the Second, devices capable of annihilating entire nations in seconds were constructed and dropped on the shattered shoulders of a crippled and surrendering Japanese Empire that dared to fondle our slaves in their seas. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a message to the world, all your empires are now ours. The Amerikan Empire wanted to make it crystal clear. There was a new killer on the loose. No one was safe and nothing was sacred.

The last 80 years have essentially been one never-ending world war launched by a beast addicted to conquest. Bodies stacked higher than the skyscrapers they financed as Manifest Destiny went global. Bridges and dikes were demolished in Korea. A monsoon of napalm and Agent Orange drowned Indochina. Highways of death were paved across the deserts of the Persian Gulf. Bloody coups, depraved dictators, and merciless death squads proliferated at our fingertips across the darker nations of the Third World we created to feed the First. An empire unlike any the world had ever seen was unleashed, stretching its massive claws to every corner of the earth. Rome looked like Disneyworld in Washington’s gargantuan midnight shadow, and we the people all became complicit in its never-ending crime spree, even as it imprisoned us as well.

All across Amerika and the other First World quisling nations where the dollar reigned supreme, a massive and impossibly elaborate prison was constructed, only it wasn’t built with concrete walls, armed towers, and concertina wire. It was built with gaudy McMansions, mile-high skyscrapers, and name-brand pharmaceuticals. The people of the First World were given two choices, they could comply with the great Amerikan imperial machine and live high as a kite in gilded cages decorated with the jewels of the Third World, or we could join them in the gulags and ghettos often found within walking distance of palaces and shopping malls. We were given a choice to wake and suffer or sleep and dream. Many chose to sleep, but their slumber didn’t last long. In all it’s glorious bloodshed, our dear empire failed to recognize that it too was bleeding out.

Empires never last because endless expansion is simply unsustainable. Eventually every imperial beast, no matter how fearsome, comes to rely on carefully coddled colonies to run its global ship and those very colonies have a long wicked history of devouring their hosts once they’ve had a taste of the gore of the good life. London, Madrid, and Lisbon were all done in by their fabulous Amerikan Frankenstein. As Amerika stretches itself razor-thin trying to gobble the coming Eurasian Century in its cradle, its own Frankensteins are beginning to feast upon its buckling limbs. Our colonial outposts in Jerusalem, Riyadh, and Ankara have become vicious little circles of despair in their own right and those circles are rapidly expanding. Meanwhile, China has taken full advantage of our greed and now stands to economically surpass us. All the gunboats in the South China Sea can’t stymy the growth of this great red dragon clothed with the sun, and the gilded bars of NATO and the EU are beginning to rust.

With an insane clown in the White House and a senile one on his way to save our delusional plutocracy, the image of exceptionalism that our master class has carefully constructed is coming undone. As the palaces burn, the ghettos expand, and the shopping malls are abandoned, the choices seem frightfully clear to any horror story buff willing to open their eyes. We can either give the monster what it wants, our very souls, and wait for nuclear Armageddon in the prison cell of the empire’s attic. Or we can live to fight another day and get the fuck out of that haunted house by revolting against the imperial two-party monstrosity that built it upon Indian burial grounds, not merely at the ballot box, but in the streets paved with skulls. We must all become the Indians now and embrace the ghosts of our past to exorcise the demons that hold our future over the flames.

The choice is yours, dearest motherfuckers, but I can’t be a prisoner of this imperial slasher flick anymore. If you want me, you can find me in the streets manically battling demons, yours and mine.

Source: Exile in Happy Valley

12 Comments
  1. Garry Compton says

    This is one excellently written article – Thanks.

    1. Canosin says

      absolutely agreeing…..well done

  2. richseeto says

    Wow!

    What a great and imaginative parable and so true to form.
    It is hard to find a better narrative of the Ameeeeriiiika today by anyone!

    I take my hat off to you, Nicky Reid!

    The question that should be asked today is:

    Do the Amerikan people and citizen wanted to live a better life than what has been bullshitted to them by their proverbial constantly fibbing government?

    Can they not see that with all the constant grab at being the most powerful nation on earth, militarily, siphoning their hard earned tax payers dollars into war games and more wars, making and researching ever more efficacious weapons of mass destruction in the elimination of mankind and wasting of their wealth in funding attack pig-dogs (the pig-dog is a unique animal found only in China and Germany-Swinehund) such as that fat slob, Pompy gallivanting around the world at their expense to bribe and drum up support of neutral nations to ostracize a rising China, while they are impoverished to the extent that they lose their homes and forced to live on the streets of the most powerful nation on earth, having insufficient nutrition to sustain health and to forgo essential health care because of their impoverishment?

    Anti-Empire recently reported the US is giving millions of dollars to Cambodia in order to oppose Chinese influence there but has none for the good and welfare of its own citizens.

    Is that hunky dori?

    Now what good and what benefits accrue to the average Amerikan joe when the nation wanted to invade more overseas nations to call on their families to let their sons and daughters, not even yet had the taste of the fruit of their first bite of the cherry to become cannon fodder sacrificing their young lives to defend what; and for what purpose?

    And those who return damaged physically and mentally, all the government do, despite broken promises to look after and care for them, is to award them some clunky bronze medals and a piece of paper citing their service, a paper that is more useless than the toilet kind, for the toilet one can be used to wipe one’s ass.

    Who did they ever consider to ask are the ones who stand to gain from all the wealth arising from such overseas adventures and why should they shoulder caring for their injured and damaged children after returning from the wars?

    For a nation that is so educated and smart, one wonders why the citizens are so docile and unassuming to swallow all the lies and bullshit eating cornpone that the Administration calls “patriotism”.

    For those families whose children died in overseas theatres or come home crippled for life as a result of their government’s lust for power, what is left for them to live for?

    Revering and bowing to the certificate on their walls and fingering the clunky medals every day knowing they have given the supreme sacrifices for their nation’s klepto proclivities?
    Their own very lives and those of the rest of the world will be no more if the mad clown in the WH chose to press the fatal button that unleash the flight of 6500 nuclear tipped missiles towards China and Russia and with them sending theirs in return as a favour to kiss our cruel world good bye and goodnight for all time.

    But the World Bully and Hegemon protest that his cache of world destroying bombs are for peace.

    If that is so, why the fuck does anyone need so many that should they be deployed even at a fraction, is enough to wipe an entire continent off the face of the earth?

    Why then does Amerika needed so many of these WMD in order to guarantee peace?

    If Amerika really believe in peace, why do its generals and arm-chair pugilists declared to the world that unless they comply with its wishes and demands,

    “WE WILL BOMB YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE”

    With such savagery, how will any sane person think that those nations with the knowledge and ability to make similar weapons react to such threats and intimidations?

    Does Amerika think it is the Omnipotent Ruler of our world and every one and every nation must bow to its demands?

    Well, as it so happens there are some nations who said, “ Not so fast, dude. We are not cowed by your threats and intimidations. We also have weapons of mass destruction and if you as an nation with less than 5% of our world’s population but consume more than 25% of its resources and therefore is living in the laps of luxury is willing to risk ending our world just because you think you are the greatest, then let’s have a fucking ding dong that will end all wars for all time.

    Amerika’s bluff is called.

    Do the people of the World think the World Bully is game enough to pull the plug?

    That is the QUESTION:

    TO BE OR NOT TO BE!

  3. richseeto says

    Wow!

    What a great and imaginative parable and so true to form.
    It is hard to find a better narrative of the Ameeeeriiiika today by anyone!

    I take my hat off to you, Nicky Reid!

    The question that should be asked today is:

    Do the Amerikan people and citizen wanted to live a better life than what has been bullshitted to them by their proverbial constantly fibbing government?

    Can they not see that with all the constant grab at being the most powerful nation on earth, militarily, siphoning their hard earned tax payers dollars into war games and more wars, making and researching ever more efficacious weapons of mass destruction in the elimination of mankind and wasting of their wealth in funding attack pig-dogs (the pig-dog is a unique animal found only in China and Germany-Swinehund) such as that fat slob, Pompy gallivanting around the world at their expense to bribe and drum up support of neutral nations to ostracize a rising China, while they are impoverished to the extent that they lose their homes and forced to live on the streets of the most powerful nation on earth, having insufficient nutrition to sustain health and to forgo essential health care because of their impoverishment?

    Anti-Empire recently reported the US is giving millions of dollars to Cambodia in order to oppose Chinese influence there but has none for the good and welfare of its own citizens.

    Is that hunky dori?

    Now what good and what benefits accrue to the average Amerikan joe when the nation wanted to invade more overseas nations to call on their families to let their sons and daughters, not even yet had the taste of the fruit of their first bite of the cherry to become cannon fodder sacrificing their young lives to defend what; and for what purpose?

    And those who return damaged physically and mentally, all the government do, despite broken promises to look after and care for them, is to award them some clunky bronze medals and a piece of paper citing their service, a paper that is more useless than the toilet kind, for the toilet one can be used to wipe one’s ass.

    Who did they ever consider to ask are the ones who stand to gain from all the wealth arising from such overseas adventures and why should they shoulder caring for their injured and damaged children after returning from the wars?

    For a nation that is so educated and smart, one wonders why the citizens are so docile and unassuming to swallow all the lies and bullshit eating cornpone that the Administration calls “patriotism”.

    For those families whose children died in overseas theatres or come home crippled for life as a result of their government’s lust for power, what is left for them to live for?

    Revering and bowing to the certificate on their walls and fingering the clunky medals every day knowing they have given the supreme sacrifices for their nation’s klepto proclivities?
    Their own very lives and those of the rest of the world will be no more if the mad clown in the WH chose to press the fatal button that unleash the flight of 6500 nuclear tipped missiles towards China and Russia and with them sending theirs in return as a favour to kiss our cruel world good bye and goodnight for all time.

    But the World Bully and Hegemon protest that his cache of world destroying bombs are for peace.

    If that is so, why the fuck does anyone need so many that should they be deployed even at a fraction, is enough to wipe an entire continent off the face of the earth?

    Why then does Amerika needed so many of these WMD in order to guarantee peace?

    If Amerika really believe in peace, why do its generals and arm-chair pugilists declared to the world that unless they comply with its wishes and demands,

    “WE WILL BOMB YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE”

    With such savagery, how will any sane person think that those nations with the knowledge and ability to make similar weapons react to such threats and intimidations?

    Does Amerika think it is the Omnipotent Ruler of our world and every one and every nation must bow to its demands?

    Well, as it so happens there are some nations who said, “ Not so fast, dude. We are not cowed by your threats and intimidations. We also have weapons of mass destruction and if you as an nation with less than 5% of our world’s population but consume more than 25% of its resources and therefore is living in the laps of luxury is willing to risk ending our world just because you think you are the greatest, then let’s have a fucking ding dong that will end all wars for all time.

    Amerika’s bluff is called.

    Do the people of the World think the World Bully is game enough to pull the plug?

    That is the QUESTION:

    TO BE OR NOT TO BE!

  4. richseeto says

    Wow!

    What a great and imaginative parable and so true to form.
    It is hard to find a better narrative of the Ameeeeriiiika today by anyone!

    I take my hat off to you, Nicky Reid!

    The question that should be asked today is:

    Do the Amerikan people and citizen wanted to live a better life than what has been bullshitted to them by their proverbial constantly fibbing government?

    Can they not see that with all the constant grab at being the most powerful nation on earth, militarily, siphoning their hard earned tax payers dollars into war games and more wars, making and researching ever more efficacious weapons of mass destruction in the elimination of mankind and wasting of their wealth in funding attack pig-dogs (the pig-dog is a unique animal found only in China and Germany-Swinehund) such as that fat slob, Pompy gallivanting around the world at their expense to bribe and drum up support of neutral nations to ostracize a rising China, while they are impoverished to the extent that they lose their homes and forced to live on the streets of the most powerful nation on earth, having insufficient nutrition to sustain health and to forgo essential health care because of their impoverishment?

    Anti-Empire recently reported the US is giving millions of dollars to Cambodia in order to oppose Chinese influence there but has none for the good and welfare of its own citizens.

    Is that hunky dori?

    Now what good and what benefits accrue to the average Amerikan joe when the nation wanted to invade more overseas nations to call on their families to let their sons and daughters, not even yet had the taste of the fruit of their first bite of the cherry to become cannon fodder sacrificing their young lives to defend what; and for what purpose?

    And those who return damaged physically and mentally, all the government do, despite broken promises to look after and care for them, is to award them some clunky bronze medals and a piece of paper citing their service, a paper that is more useless than the toilet kind, for the toilet one can be used to wipe one’s ass.

    Who did they ever consider to ask are the ones who stand to gain from all the wealth arising from such overseas adventures and why should they shoulder caring for their injured and damaged children after returning from the wars?

    For a nation that is so educated and smart, one wonders why the citizens are so docile and unassuming to swallow all the lies and bullshit eating cornpone that the Administration calls “patriotism”.

    For those families whose children died in overseas theatres or come home crippled for life as a result of their government’s lust for power, what is left for them to live for?

    Revering and bowing to the certificate on their walls and fingering the clunky medals every day knowing they have given the supreme sacrifices for their nation’s klepto proclivities?
    Their own very lives and those of the rest of the world will be no more if the mad clown in the WH chose to press the fatal button that unleash the flight of 6500 nuclear tipped missiles towards China and Russia and with them sending theirs in return as a favour to kiss our cruel world good bye and goodnight for all time.

    But the World Bully and Hegemon protest that his cache of world destroying bombs are for peace.

    If that is so, why the fuck does anyone need so many that should they be deployed even at a fraction, is enough to wipe an entire continent off the face of the earth?

    Why then does Amerika needed so many of these WMD in order to guarantee peace?

    If Amerika really believe in peace, why do its generals and arm-chair pugilists declared to the world that unless they comply with its wishes and demands,

    “WE WILL BOMB YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE”

    With such savagery, how will any sane person think that those nations with the knowledge and ability to make similar weapons react to such threats and intimidations?

    Does Amerika think it is the Omnipotent Ruler of our world and every one and every nation must bow to its demands?

    Well, as it so happens there are some nations who said, “ Not so fast, dude. We are not cowed by your threats and intimidations. We also have weapons of mass destruction and if you as an nation with less than 5% of our world’s population but consume more than 25% of its resources and therefore is living in the laps of luxury is willing to risk ending our world just because you think you are the greatest, then let’s have a fucking ding dong that will end all wars for all time.

    Amerika’s bluff is called.

    Do the people of the World think the World Bully is game enough to pull the plug?

    That is the QUESTION:

    TO BE OR NOT TO BE!

  5. disqus_5nfOwYZbLO says

    “Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty” – Thomas Jefferson. We haven’t been vigilant.

    “Four stages of takeover – Demoralize, destabilize, the crisis, and normalization” (the new normal). Yuri
    Bezmenov. We are in crisis – search for: KOMO “Fight for the Soul of Seattle.” Thank you for your rally cry.

  6. nick1111 says

    Zionist scum pulls the strings

    1. Canosin says

      the monster has a name and is in fact what it is was from the inception…..the Divided States of Corrupt Zionist America

  7. itchyvet says

    BEST article I have ever seen, describing the American criminal hold of hegmony of the planet. Well done to the author.

  8. Albert Mesrine says

    Without exception, Amerika is the shittest Empire in history. Exceptional(ly) Fucked Up.

  9. Mary E says

    Absolutely right on every count! A good ‘history’ of the United States that should be a lesson for
    all of us – and our successors on this planet. Good Bye US, it has been…..a nightmare rollercoaster ride…

  10. richseeto says

    Wow!

    What a great and imaginative parable and so true to form.
    It is hard to find a better narrative of the Ameeeeriiiika today by anyone!

    I take my hat off to you, Nicky Reid!

    The question that should be asked today is:

    Do the Amerikan people and citizen wanted to live a better life than what has been bullshitted to them by their proverbial constantly fibbing government?

    Can they not see that with all the constant grab at being the most powerful nation on earth, militarily, siphoning their hard earned tax payers dollars into war games and more wars, making and researching ever more efficacious weapons of mass destruction in the elimination of mankind and wasting of their wealth in funding attack pig-dogs (the pig-dog is a unique animal found only in China and Germany-Swinehund) such as that fat slob, Pompy gallivanting around the world at their expense to bribe and drum up support of neutral nations to ostracize a rising China, while they are impoverished to the extent that they lose their homes and forced to live on the streets of the most powerful nation on earth, having insufficient nutrition to sustain health and to forgo essential health care because of their impoverishment?

    Anti-Empire recently reported the US is giving millions of dollars to Cambodia in order to oppose Chinese influence there but has none for the good and welfare of its own citizens.

    Is that hunky dori?

    Now what good and what benefits accrue to the average Amerikan joe when the nation wanted to invade more overseas nations to call on their families to let their sons and daughters, not even yet had the taste of the fruit of their first bite of the cherry to become cannon fodder sacrificing their young lives to defend what; and for what purpose?

    And those who return damaged physically and mentally, all the government do, despite broken promises to look after and care for them, is to award them some clunky bronze medals and a piece of paper citing their service, a paper that is more useless than the toilet kind, for the toilet one can be used to wipe one’s ass.

    Who did they ever consider to ask are the ones who stand to gain from all the wealth arising from such overseas adventures and why should they shoulder caring for their injured and damaged children after returning from the wars?

    For a nation that is so educated and smart, one wonders why the citizens are so docile and unassuming to swallow all the lies and bullshit eating cornpone that the Administration calls “patriotism”.

    For those families whose children died in overseas theatres or come home crippled for life as a result of their government’s lust for power, what is left for them to live for?

    Revering and bowing to the certificate on their walls and fingering the clunky medals every day knowing they have given the supreme sacrifices for their nation’s klepto proclivities?
    Their own very lives and those of the rest of the world will be no more if the mad clown in the WH chose to press the fatal button that unleash the flight of 6500 nuclear tipped missiles towards China and Russia and with them sending theirs in return as a favour to kiss our cruel world good bye and goodnight for all time.

    But the World Bully and Hegemon protest that his cache of world destroying bombs are for peace.

    If that is so, why the fuck does anyone need so many that should they be deployed even at a fraction, is enough to wipe an entire continent off the face of the earth?

    Why then does Amerika needed so many of these WMD in order to guarantee peace?

    If Amerika really believe in peace, why do its generals and arm-chair pugilists declared to the world that unless they comply with its wishes and demands,

    “WE WILL BOMB YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE”

    With such savagery, how will any sane person think that those nations with the knowledge and ability to make similar weapons react to such threats and intimidations?

    Does Amerika think it is the Omnipotent Ruler of our world and every one and every nation must bow to its demands?

    Well, as it so happens there are some nations who said, “ Not so fast, dude. We are not cowed by your threats and intimidations. We also have weapons of mass destruction and if you as an nation with less than 5% of our world’s population but consume more than 25% of its resources and therefore is living in the laps of luxury is willing to risk ending our world just because you think you are the greatest, then let’s have a fucking ding dong that will end all wars for all time.

    Amerika’s bluff is called.

    Do the people of the World think the World Bully is game enough to pull the plug?

    That is the QUESTION:

    TO BE OR NOT TO BE!

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