All Scientists Forced to Retire After Realizing the Science Is Now Settled

Thousands of scientists around the world are looking for new work after they realized the science is settled and there was no need for them anymore.

“The science is settled,” said climatologist Blorg Norbergrobben as he hung his head sadly. “I heard that on CNN. What am I going to do with my life now that all knowledge has been uncovered and will never be overturned by new discoveries? Maybe I’ll get a job as a political advisor!”

Experts have indeed found that the science is settled on climate change, infectious diseases, gender, the origin of biological life, sociology, nutrition, and pretty much every other scientific discipline the government is still willing to fund.

Most scientists have taken new jobs as politicians and media personalities so they can assure the public about how incredibly settled the science is.

One scientist tried to insist that the science wasn’t settled, but he was labeled as a “science denier” and kicked off social media.

Source: The Babylon Bee

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Jerry Hood
Jerry Hood
14 days ago

ZioNazi= Ash-ke-Nazi ” scientists” are only the ” true” ones and full time employed…Goyim are no humans and no scientists!

BADGER BADGERISM
BADGER BADGERISM
13 days ago

Science is over rated
once they uncover something
they hide it if it conflicts with the narrative
THAT IS NOT SCIENCE
they have been doing that for so long
it is TIME FOR SCIENCE TO BE OUT OF BUSINESS

abinico warez
abinico warez
12 days ago

Is it settled that GMO foods are evil?

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