60 Minutes Releases Exclusive Secret Photos of Ron Desantis Clubbing Baby Seals With Hitler

"It would appear from these completely undoctored photographs, that Ron DeSantis is both a fan of clubbing baby seals and a Nazi"

TALLAHASSEE, FL—In response to being caught deceptively editing a statement by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who later called them “lairs” for pushing a “fake narrative,” CBS hit back today with another bombshell.

Several photos, described by CBS as “totally real and authentic,” appear to show DeSantis clubbing baby seals with his best friend Adolf Hitler.

“We are shocked and saddened by this terrible reveal of Desantis’s past,” said correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi. “It would appear from these completely undoctored photographs, that Ron DeSantis is both a fan of clubbing baby seals and a Nazi. Please know that I am just as saddened by this news as I’m sure the rest of the country is.”

In a statement, Governor DeSantis replied: “This is not true! I love baby seals! And I’ve never met Hitler!”

60 Minutes later reported the Governor’s statement as: “This is… true! I love [clubbing] baby seals! And I’ve… met Hitler!”

The governor later thanked CBS for helping to launch his presidential campaign.

Source: The Babylon Bee

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ken
ken
7 days ago

Ron is proving pretty tough. The only one thing he has truly disappointed me is his signing Florida’s anti Israel boycott law while in Israel.

On one hand he opens Florida saying he is a liberty advocate,,, while the other hand tell Floridians they cannot boycott Israel.

A little confusing,,, no?

Desantis at the israel wall 800x400.jpeg
yuri
yuri
6 days ago

CBS=capital bs

Anti-Empire